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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Transcript of last night's Celtics interview on TNT

Last night, TNT kicked off opening night with their one-hour "NBA Tip-off 07" special (tnt.tv), which featured an interview with the "Not Big Three" by John Thompson (a former Celtic himself) ...

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CRAIG SAGER: Theirs were careers at a crossroads. Last season Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen's respective teams were in various stages of rebuilding, and while there were certainly more All-Star games in their future, NBA championships seemed unlikely. Then, over the summer, Celtics GM Danny Ainge found a way to bring them together in Boston, and suddenly the question was not if this talented trio would get a shot at the NBA Finals, but who would take the shots when they got there. John Thompson talked to the new Big Three to find out ...

[cut to clips of Pierce, Allen, and KG hitting game-winning shots at the buzzer]

JOHN THOMPSON: What has been the most commonly asked question of you three guys since you've all gotten together in Boston?

RAY ALLEN: Uh, are there enough shots out on the floor?

KEVIN GARNETT: [laughs]

JT: Well, are there enough shots out on the floor?

KG: Absolutely, more than enough.

[clips of Ray Allen playing in preseason game versus Knicks]

RA: I don't even care about looking at the stat sheet anymore. Y'know, I wanna win, that's why I came here. I ... I hafta say I really didn't have a choice.

[everybody laughs]

RA: But ... I love, I was grateful that the trade was made. Um, I'm happy to be here, but, y'know, my goal here is to win.

JT: Y'know, all this stuff sounds great, that y'all are telling me ...

KG: [laughs]

JT: Is there any concern about this humility spilling over into the game, that you all will be so humble and so sharing that the real you won't come out?

KG: We're not telling you something that sounds good, or promotion ... what we're speaking is the God-honest truth. Everyday, everyday.

RA: I think about, just, the way I see the game, and I know these two guys are the same way. But, y'know, Paul will come down the floor and he might not initially have a shot, but he's gonna get a shot ...

[clip of Pierce missing a shot against Toronto and Garnett grabbing the offensive rebound and finishing with the dunk]

RA: But in the back of his mind, he knows Ray's over there, KG's right there. So, that gives him a little more confidence when he takes that shot, 'cause he knows either KG's gonna get a rebound, Perkins is gonna get the rebound, then we're gonna have another shot ...

KG: [to Allen] So you're trying to say he missed the shot?

PAUL PIERCE: [laughs]

RA: Naw, he ... Naw, he made a lotta shots!

KG: You said he missed the shot!

RA: Naw, no he didn't miss the shot at all.

JT: [to Garnett] He said you could get the rebound!

KG: [to Allen] Yeah, you said me and Perk could get the rebound! You said it!

RA: But no, I'm gonna tell you ...

KG: They got it on tape!

RA: I'm gonna tell you, no lie, from a shooter's perspective, if I take a long shot ...

KG: It's confident.

RA: It's confident, because I know two things. I'm, first of all, I know I'm gonna make it ...

KG: Okay.

RA: I'm going up to make it, and then, in the back of my mind I say, "If I don't make it, KG got a rebound" ...

JT: What will the people of Boston expect?

PP: In Boston, they expect a championship. Y'know, you go into our arena, you go into our gym everyday, they don't put up the conference banners. They put up all the championship banners. Uh, so that's the level of expectation just around the whole city. I mean, every sport, whether it's the football team, baseball team. That's gonna be the level of expectation, I mean, and we have to deal with that.

JT: The Big Three ... [to Allen] Even call this boy Jesus [laughs] ... From the movie, from the movie.

RA: There's a lotta nicknames around here, I think.

[clips of McHale, Parish, and Bird]

JT: What do you guys think about, when they call you the Big Three, when you're referred to as the Big Three?

PP: To me, nicknames are earned. I mean, people are gonna say whatever they want to say ... We haven't earned that yet, y'know, so it's all what people are gonna look at us as. Until we go out there and show them what we're capable of, we don't have a name right now.

RA: Y'know, when we retire, then we can talk about this, y'kow, the great things we've done, hopefully, in this situation. But right now, y'know ... people call me "Jesus", that's "The Ticket", and this "The Truth".

[clip from February 2005 interview Thompson conducted with Garnett, where Kevin answered the question of what's driving him by continually repeating "I'm losing"]

JT: I did an interview with you, which I thought was one of the most touching and honest interviews, and you came to tears about how concerned you were about winning and playing with guys who really wanted to win, and ... do you think you have that now, Kevin?

KG: I definitely have that. I definitely have that, um, I'm probably out of the three of us ...

[Allen reaches over and pats him on the shoulder]

KG: [laughing]

RA: You alright?

KG: Hey, it's a hard time, boy!

JT: No, no, let him cry!

[everybody laughs]

KG: I'm probably more grateful for this opportunity more than anything. When you win, or when you've had some success, a little bit of success in this league, um, you tend to bond with that. And when you get that taken away from you, because of many reasons or whatever the reasons are, it hurts. And, uh, I'm rejuvenated, man. I'm definitely rejuvenated, I'm excited about, um, not only this team, but the opportunity, um, to play along, y'know, two guys that understand me and fill me.

JT: You need my handkerchief?

KG: Nah, I'm good [laughs]

JT: Paul, you got your help now ...

PP: [laughs]

JT: How's it feel?

PP: I couldn't be happier. Y'know, this is more than I even asked for. Uh, we all come from same situations and, y'know, I say to myself I'm thankful because you don't get these type of opportunities in the NBA ...

KG: Nope.

PP: Playing with players like this.

KG: Right.

PP: And, uh, I'm gonna make the most of it, y'know. I felt like I lost a lotta motivation in the last few years, because of the situation I've been in. And, uh, I'm gonna soak this all up and I'm gonna take full advantage of having these guys with me, as we try to reach for a higher goal.

JT: Jesus, can we have your blessing?

[everybody laughs]

RA: Man ...

[back to the TNT studios]

CS: Hey, the career numbers for these guys, you see their playoff records [KG is 17-30 in the postseason, Pierce is 16-21, and Allen in 18-19], and all have been to the conference finals, have not gotten to that ultimate dance at this point. Magic, lot of expectations here, and a lot of folks making them kind of the sexy pick in the East. Are you one of them?

MAGIC JOHNSON: Not yet. I think ... first of all, let's give Danny Ainge a lotta credit. Executive of the Year, no question about it. All three of them have had great individual success, now how do they come together and be a championship team right in the first season? Kinda hard to do, but I do think that they will go to the Easteren Conference finals. I don't think that they'll go to the champinoship, I see those other teams having a little bit more team. And the only other question I have Charles is, who's gonna lead them at that point guard position? Who's gonna get them their shots? Who's gonna say, hey guys, when we're not playing well, and, uh, we gotta get into the flow of the game, who's gonna be the guy who's gonna lead them? That's the only question I got Kenny, is that.

KENNY SMITH: Well, see Magic, the point guard situation, playing with great players and not being as good as them and being a point guard, I've been in that position. So, one thing ... the biggest thing you have to learn is to say no. Because, and it's not always the best player, the great players come to you and they give you that argumentative "I want the ball!" Sometimes they come to you and say "Young fella I was wide open, did you see me?" And it's a passionate way, but you still have to be able to say "Nah, you weren't open" ...

CS: So Rajon Rondo's gonna hear that ...

KS: Rajon Rondo's gotta understand, the pressure is, to say no sometimes because Kevin's gonna come to him, "Young fella, I'm open down low" ... "Oh Ray, Ray look, I'm comin' around them screens, I'm gonna be open" ... "Paul, you know in the post, I've got this guy, so look" ... No. Sometimes you gotta say no.

CHARLES BARKLEY: I think the biggest advantage they have, they all three great guys. That's the hugest, that's the biggest advantage they got. All three of them are obviously terrific players, but they're really good guys. So, they got a really good chance of making it work. I agree with Magic, I'm still gonna stick with New Jersey to win the East, that's my pick, but they got a good chance, because all three of them are great guys.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Another Celtics diss ...

This one courtesy of DJ Gallo from ESPN:

C: Ceatles
That's the nickname Kevin Garnett has given to the Celtics' new triple threat of Garnett, Ray Allen and Paul Pierce. It is the worst nickname ever. A team good enough to have Garnett, Allen and Pierce in the starting lineup deserves a better name than that. The "Ceatles" is just awful. A nickname of that quality should be reserved for a team bad enough to have, for example, Rajon Rondo and Kendrick Perkins in the starting lineup.

Careful, Mister Gallo, or Mister Perkins may find it necessary to punch a hole through your front door and teach you some respect ...

Anyway, back to the team nickname - I'm still partial to the "Not Big Three"/"Not The Big Three", since so many people are dead-set against invoking the names of the glorious Bird/Parish/McHale triumvirate that this phrase has almost become a proper noun:

How dare you use that nickname, these guys are definitely not the Big Three!
They need to win a couple championships first; until then, they're not the Big Three ...

However, if that doesn't float your boat, how about taking the first letters in each of their first names (people have already created GPA from their last names) and calling them WKRP (allstream.net); the "W" stands for lots of "wins" ... Actually, come to think of it, that would probably work better if the three of them played for the Kings (and they were still known as the Cincinnati Royals).

Okay then, how about an amalgam of their names, and call them PierceGarnAll ... Okay, that sucks, but - for some bizarre reason - whenever I say that out loud, it makes me think of ManBearPig (southparkstudios.com), and that just brings a smile to my face ;)

KG in the news ...

A random sampling of KG stores found via Teh GoogleTM:

Garnett won't be center of attention (bostonherald.com)

"I never once thought that I was bigger than the team," he said. "No one should be. I think we're going to be what we're going to be because of the three of us (Paul Pierce and Ray Allen, as well) setting an example for everybody else. It's going to be James Posey. It's going to be Eddie House. It's going to be Tony Allen. It's going to be Glen Davis. It's going to be Kendrick Perkins. It's going to be Paul Pierce. It's going to be Kevin Garnett. It's going to be Brandon Wallace. It's going to be Ray Allen.

"That's what it's going to be. It's not going to be one person to make it. You just might have one guy DJ-ing, spinning the right records. You might have one guy who can do a move that somebody else can't do. But it's not just going to be one person where you say, 'Man, this is a (dull) party because such-and-such ain't here.' Don't work like that. I'm making sure that we all understand that. It feels good to be a part of something for everybody. I've always enjoyed being with everybody and in the middle, rather than being by myself."

And while Garnett doesn’t always enjoy the predictions for his new club, he added, "Our expectations for ourselves are higher than you guys or whoever writes. Everybody's entitled to an opinion. We relish it."

'Basketball is my spine' (boston.com)

Scanning the crowd of NBA representatives awaiting his predraft workout at the University of Illinois-Chicago, Kevin Garnett saw a group of men holding lottery picks for the 1995 draft with better places to be. Garnett leans back and feigns glassy-eyed boredom to reenact what he remembers most about the invited audience on that fateful June day. He stares blankly into the distance for more than a minute, making his dramatic point.

"I'll never forget they all came in and they were looking like this," said Garnett. "They were thinking, 'Man, we're coming in here to watch this [expletive], wasting our time.' When I saw that there, that irked me."

Minnesota vice president of basketball operations Kevin McHale was among the group of skeptical NBA representatives gathered at UIC, wondering if Garnett would be the first high school player in two decades to go straight to the NBA. It took an hour to convince the gathering that Garnett was the future. In a gym McHale recalled as "beastly hot," a sweat-drenched Garnett did everything that was asked of him during the workout by NBA executives and coaches shouting instructions.

Let's see him dribble down the court righthanded. Lefthanded. Let's see him pull up for a jump shot at the elbow. Step farther back and shoot again. Let's see him jump and reach as high as he can on the backboard. Again. Again. Again.

"They were just yelling stuff out and I was going and going," said Garnett. "Man, what do you want? Let's see him chili sauce. Let's see him break dance. Let's see him do the salsa. That's how it was.

"Then, Bill Fitch [then coaching the LA Clippers] was like, 'You need a break? I felt he was looking at me like, 'Hey, boy, you need a break?' Even though he didn't say it like that, I took it like he was looking at me like, 'Are you tired? Are you tired?' I was like, 'Hell, no. I don't need no break.' But I was about to faint."

Garnett threw down a show-stopping dunk and released whatever aggression remained with an emphatic yell directed toward the duly impressed scouts, then walked off the court. The NBA crowd left wanting more from the high school kid.

A fresh coat (sports.espn.go.com)

Kevin Garnett has always been the crazy one, the one who looks as if he's hopped into the shower in full gear and sneakers. His workout sessions are legendary, causing trainers to marvel and onlookers to gawk. Rookies in Minnesota have been awed. Vets working out in Vegas this summer were humbled. The force of his focused glare has made arena attendants afraid of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. You know, stuff like "You okay?" or "Want some Gatorade?"

It's the kind of crazy that helped make the 31-year-old Garnett the biggest thing to hit the Celtics since Larry Legend himself. Which is why, when KG first stepped into the Celtics' training facility in Waltham, Mass., he came brandishing what was sure to be a fresh ethos: Prepare as intensely as you play.

Instead, KG was the one who got the lesson.

It was 8 a.m. in early September, and Garnett was ... late? Usually the first one in the gym, he walked in and found Paul Pierce, who already had been there long enough to work up a thick sweat. Pierce was too busy doing sit-ups and pounding the treadmill to offer a drawn-out hug. When KG looked through the window at the indoor court, he realized he wasn't even the second Celtic to have started his day. Ray Allen, also dripping, bolted around the floor, launching jumpers at a feverish pace.

Garnett looked back at Pierce, now grunting on the pull-up bar, then once again at Allen, now walking into the weight room to pick up some dumbbells. And that's when it hit the 12-year pro: He was with kindred spirits.

"When I'm in the gym, I see mugs looking at me like, What's wrong with him?" KG says, clenching his fists while his voice rises with each word. "I was looking at Ray and P the same way. But inside I was like, Yeah! This is what I'm talking about! That right there told me a lot about how we are going into this year."

Garnett is the Nature Boy, WOOOOOO! (dimemag.com)

"Lemmee tell you what I'm good at. As a kid, didn't have a lot of toys, so ... I would take shoes, um, my little sister used to have, like, a lotta stuffed animals. And I used to take some of the stuffed animals, and I would play 'cars' or I would play 'wrestling'. And, I wouldn't necessarily see that it was a shoe, you know. If it was Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes wrestling, it was Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes wrestling, you know? If it was supposed to be He-Man versus Thundercats, then that's what it was! I was forming Voltron with a pair of shoes, and that's what it was.

"And I'm really good at, if you give me direction, and I can see it, I'm really good at ... I think I'm pretty good at working hard to give you what you're asking of me. So, he was giving really really good direction, to the point to where I could see it. So I just got in the mode like I was actually speaking to a rookie, and he was in front of me.

"And I don't know, people say, 'Hey you should go into acting', but I can't act! Can't act at all! Not into doing lines, and remembering lines, and that makes me nervous. But, I do know how to be me. I do know how to talk to a rookie, and if a rookie's messing up, I do know what I would say to him. So, you wanna call that entertaining, or you wanna call that a sense of acting, then so be it. That's what I'm good at."

[Interviewer]: What would it take to get you to do a little Ric Flair for me right now?

"I would have to stand up to give you the full effect of Ric Flair ... but when you walk the line, and the Horsemen, and you see them Four Horsemen jump in the ring, waddaya gonna do?"

"WOOOO! The Nature Boy!"

[Interviewer starts laughing]

"I love wrestling, dog! It's kinda crazy now, 'cause I can't keep up with everybody, and who, what they do and all this, but y'know, I watch when I can, but I ... "

[Interviewer]: Ric Flair ...

"NWA used to be my thing! Dusty Rhodes! Magnum T.A.! Kabuki, y'all remember Kabuki? Yeahhh ... Nikita Koloff! Y'all remember Ni-ki-ta? Yeah, yeah."

Garnett's even generating buzz in Israel (sportingo.com)

It's true that the Celtics gave the Minnesota Timberwolves everything but the kitchen sink to acquire Kevin Garnett. To be exact, five players and two first round draft picks. However, history tells us the trade was well worth the risk.

In 1992, the Phoenix Suns acquired Charles Barkley from Philadelphia 76ers for Jeff Hornacek, Andrew Lang, and Tim Perry. As a result, Barkley led the Suns to a 62-20 record, and a trip to the NBA Finals, while being judged the league's Most Valuable Player. Philadelphia, meanwhile, was awarded the second pick of the 1993 draft. What does that tell you? What's worse is that they selected Shawn Bradley. Enough said.

Garnett's move East could boost his fantasy numbers (nba.com)

If you ask Jon Loomer, the senior manager of fantasy games for NBA.com, Garnett's move from struggling Minnesota in the powerful Western Conference to veteran-laden Boston in the weaker East should translate to a banner fantasy season.

So much so that Loomer has Garnett ranked as No. 1 on his fantasy board. That "The Big Ticket'' is high on the fantasy list is nothing new. His combination of scoring, rebounding, blocks, shooting percentage and assists makes for a fantasy monster.

Now, with Pierce and Allen wearing the same colors to prevent some of the double- and triple-teaming he saw his entire career in Minnesota, Loomer sees even bigger things for Garnett.

"It was a debate for quite a while,'' Loomer said. "But if I had the No. 1 pick in a draft, he would be that guy. The more I thought about it, this is really a good thing for him.''

After Garnett, Loomer goes with Gilbert Arenas, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Shawn Marion, Steve Nash, Jason Kidd, Dirk Nowitzki and Atlanta's Josh Smith for his top 10.

In his final season with the Timberwolves last year, Garnett averaged 22.4 points, 12.8 rebounds, 4.1 assists and 1.7 blocks per game, the kind of all-around numbers that Wolves fans came to take for granted and fantasy owners drooled over.

When it comes to success in fantasy basketball, it's all about who can put up the biggest numbers in the most categories. Not just points and rebounds, but blocks, steals, field goal percentage, 3-point shooting, and on and on and on.

With two All-Stars on the court with him this year in Beantown, Garnett's statistics will improving, Loomer predicts.

Then there's the competition? His move to Boston means he won't be facing the likes of Tim Duncan, Amare Stoudemire, Carlos Boozer and Elton Brand on a nightly basis in the talent-laden West.

"He should have a better time dominating in the East versus in the West,'' Loomer said.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Timberwolves replace Garnett, Blount, Davis with ... midgets?

Check out the perspective on this photo of Minnesota rookie Corey Brewer (fark.com) ... it really does look like he's about two feet tall!



I guess McHale decided to "pull a Gaedel" (en.wikipedia.org) to try and drum up attendance in the absence of KG ...

Just getting into the Halloween spirit ...

I'm putting up a new logo at the top of the site for this week, to get everyone in the mood for the festivities on Wednesday night ... Hey, I'm not like these department stores that have Christmas trees up on display in the middle of October; we celebrate Halloween here at PWALD!

Anyway, remember to stock up on candy so that you don't disappoint the little kiddies expecting a treat (or else they'll have a couple of tricks waiting for you the next morning) ... However, there is one exception to this rule - if you're a true Celtics fan, then do NOT give anything to a child who is wearing this costume (halloweencostumes4u.com):



Hmmm, "LA Faker" ... Golly gee, whomever could they be referring to?

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Recap: Preseason Game 8 (vs Cleveland)

BOSTON CELTICS VS. CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

October 26, 2007
7:30 PM EST (Comcast SportsNet)
TD Banknorth Garden (Boston, MA)
Announcers: Mike AnGormanagement and Tommy "Want to Touch the" Heinsohn ; Gary PoonTanguay and Donny Darko (in-studio) ; Greg "Old Saint" Dickerson (sideline reporter)
Celtics Starting Lineup: Rayden, I've Got a Rajon Rondo, Perk'd Off, Kevvy G, Da Troof
Cavs Starting Lineup: Mailer-Damon Jones, Larry HughesJass, SeeOurZydrunas, Drew GoodenPlenty, Cuckoo Lebronza

The Celtics are a .500 basketball team, EVERYBODY PANIC.

Okay, now that we've gotten that our of our system, it's time to remind ourselves that we're still in the preseason ... the game don't count yet.

Still, we've got one more "fake" game to play before we get down to business, against the defending Eastern Conference champion Cleveland Cavs ... We also have Perkins back on the court, so that should take care of some of the frontline problems that the team has been experiencing over the last three games.

FIRST QUARTER

Perkins wins the opening tap versus Ilgauskas, and Pierce winds up with the ball. He quickly takes it to the basket against Hughes, and Lebron is forced to come over for help; instead, he commits the foul as Paul is scoring the layup, and he makes the free throw to complete the three-point play (3-0 11:53).

At the other end, Lebron tries to answer, but misses the shot and KG pulls down the rebound; he gives the ball to Rondo, who takes it back the other way and passes to Pierce. He then gets it inside to Garnett, who misses the turnaround jumper over Gooden, but Perk snatches the offensive board and passes right back to KG who is now all alone for the two-hand slam (5-0 11:22).

The crowd is pumped up already, as Jones upfakes a three-point attempt to get Rondo in the air and then steps in for the shot, but Rajon recovers and blocks the shot from behind (the fans roar in approval); however, he also got a lot of Damon's arm in the process, and the refs can't let that go and whistle him for the foul. That puts Jones at the line, and he makes both free throws to give Cleveland their first points of the night (5-2 10:57).

Pierce then upfakes a three-pointer of his own, to get Lebron off-balance, then drives right down the lane between two defenders for the layup (7-2 10:42). Hughes then misses, while Perkins muscles his way in over Gooden for the hook shot and an eary seven-point Celtics lead (9-2 10:05).

Ilgauskas answers with the fallaway jumper over Perkins, but at the other end KG makes a nice over-the-shoulder pass to Pierce underneath the basket and he scores another layup (11-4 9:31). Lebron then slashes to the hoop and quickly scores the basket; not to be outdone, Garnett works the baseline around Gooden before passing to Perkins for the little hook shot (13-6 9:03); Boston has now hit five of their first six field goals!

The starting five certainly look energized tonight, as KG makes another nice pass inside to Perk for the two-handed dunk and a nine-point lead with 8:11 remaining in the quarter; however, Lebron then pulls up over Garnett for the three-point attempt and rattles it in (15-9 7:45).

At the other end, Kevin misses a fallaway jumper over Gooden, and Drew comes away with the rebound; he gives the ball to Lebron, who quickly dribbles upcourt before passing to Hughes, who sticks the pullup jumper over Rondo (15-11 7:25) ... A jumper by KG (Boston is now 8-for-13 from the field) gets the lead back up to six with 5:23 left, then Ilgauskas misses the shot (Cleveland is 4-for-12) and Garnett tips the loose rebound to Pierce. He pushes the ball upcourt, then gives it to Ray, who is able to avoid Hughes before taking it right at Zydrunas for the layup (19-11 4:52).

Ilgauskas is then fouled by Perkins, so he goes to the line and makes both free throws to cut the C's lead to six; at the other end, Pierce tries to pass inside to KG, and Lebron is able to slap it away but Zydrunas fouls Garnett going for the loose ball. During the stoppage of play, Kendrick (with two fouls) takes a seat at the 4:22 mark and Parker Posey comes in to replace him, as it looks like Garnett is going to play some center against the big Lithuanian. When play resumes, Ray lobs the ball inside to Kevin (who suddenly has three defenders on him) and he makes the nice shovel pass to Allen (still in the paint) who banks in the shot (21-13 4:14); that's KG's fifth assist already!

Any concern over the three previous games should be melting away right now, folks ... It's a nine-point lead with 1:42 remaining, when Lebron tries to make the crossover move around Posey, but the refs catch KG standing in the paint for a wee bit too long, and call the three-second violation. He takes a playful swipe at the ball as James' momentum takes him towards the basket, and that starts a little jawing between the two (they're both smiling so you know it's nothing serious). Anyway, Damon makes the technical foul shot, then Allan Tony fouls Lebron as he's making another move to the basket; Boston is now over the limit, so James steps to the line and makes one-of-two free throws (25-18 1:25).

Garnett then makes a nice crosscourt pass to Hugh Laurie for the three-pointer with :50.5 seconds on the clock to give the Celts a double-digit lead. At the other end, Jones throws a bounce pass to Lebron, who loses Tony and banks in the shot (28-20 :41.3); by the way (we're talking about KG's nice passing so far), that was CLE's first assist of the quarter!

KG answers with the hook shot over Dwayne "The Rock" Joneson, then Lebron tries for the pullup jumper over Tony that goes off the side of the backboard (d'oh!), but The Devin Miss M collects the loose ball and is grabbed by Tony; that's his second foul, so he goes to the bench as Rondo is back in to replace him. Meanwhile, Devin hits both of his foul shots to get Cleveland within eight (30-22 :06.6).

Boston goes for the last shot, as Rondo drives down the lane before kicking the ball out to House for the three-pointer with 1.7 seconds left! That gives the Celts a nice cushion 33-22 heading into the second quarter ... and they have Garnett (10 PTS, 6 AST, 5 REB) and great ball movement (nine assists for Boston compared to one for Cleveland) to thank for that!

SECOND QUARTER

Ray and KG sit to begin the quarter, as The Scals of Justice, Tony Allen, Posey, House, and Pierce are in to start things off ... Speaking of Paul, he has the ball knocked out of his hands by Hughes in the first possession of the quarter; Damon comes away with it, then passes up ahead to Larry who takes it right at Tony and the refs whistle him for the foul (his third already). That gets Perkins off the bench and back in the game, as Hughes makes both of his free throws (33-24 11:21).

At the other end, Posey makes a nice move along the baseline for the layup, plus he was fouled by Devin, but can't make the free throw (35-24 11:11). Donyell "Not Donny" Marshall hits a jumper, then Posey tries to pass inside to Pierce, but it's about five feet over Paul's head and the ball goes out of bounds (Tommy: "Whoops").

Cleveland regains possession, and Hughes tries the outside jumpshot with Pierce in his face; that misses, and Perkins pulls down the loose board. He gets it up ahead to Paul, who puts the spin move on Hughes and goes in for the layup attempt; Larry grabs at the ball, and the refs call him for the foul. He voices his displeasure (thinking it was a clean strip), so the refs tack on a technical foul as well; House makes that free throw, then Pierce steps to the line and goes one-for-two (37-26 10:20).

Ilgauskas then throws the upfake at Perkins to get him in the air, then leans in to draw the contact, and the ref dutifully blows the whistle. That's the third on Kendrick, so he's back on the bench and Glen "Macrosomia" Davis makes his first appearance of the game with 10:02 on the clock; meanwhile, Zydrunas makes both foul shots to get the Cavs within nine. Pierce then tries to drive down the lane between two defenders, and ends up losing the ball. However, Davis is able to pick it up and passes back to Paul; there's now just three seconds left on the shot clock, so he's forced to pull up for the shot over Donyell and hits it (39-28 9:39)!

It's a ten-point lead when Ray Allen comes back into the game with 7:52 to go in the half; Cleveland has a chance to get closer, but Lebron's three-point attempt is off the mark, and House comes away with the rebound. He takes it upcourt himself, then passes to Pierce, who makes the move to the basket; Paul is immediately double-teamed, so he kicks the ball out to Ray behind the three-point line, and he upfakes (to get Damon off his feet) and then just casually dribbles down the lane and goes in over Gooden for the layup (43-31 7:23); Gorman quips "How smooth is that?"

Ira N00bie scores, while at the other end Scalabrine tries to emulate Ray's previous move and upfakes a three-point shot, but doesn't quite get it as he shuffles his feet and is whistled for the travelling violation.

I guess Glenn Rivers M.D. didn't much care for that, as Scals is sent to the bench and KG returns to the floor with 6:42 remaining. Meanwhile, Gooden tries to shoot over Davis but misses, and Ray grabs the rebound. He brings the ball upcourt, and (covered by two defenders) makes the nice pass to "Big Baby" for the layup (45-33 6:10).

A basket by Hughes gets the Cavs back within single digits, then KG tries the off-balance shot over Gooden and misses; Ilgauskas grabs the rebound and gets the ball to Lebron, who takes it the other way before pulling up from the free throw line for the shot over Pierce. That misses, and Ray gets the loose rebound and we're heading back in the other direction; he tries to lay it inside to Davis, but the ball is tipped away by Zydrunas and Lebron comes away with it. He motors upcourt with just Pierce to beat, and takes it in to draw the contact; Paul is whistled the foul, but then KG soars into the picture to swat away the shot. The refs say that he touched it on the way down, so that's a goaltend; count the basket(Gorman: "That was kind of a 'message block' more than anything else"), but Lebron can't complete the unconventional three-point play as he misses the free throw (46-39 4:45).

Pierce makes a nice pass inside to Davis who scores on the reverse layup (!) to get Boston back up by nine with 4:32 remaining in the half. At the other end, Lebron misses a deep three-point attempt and Rondo comes away with the loose rebound; he gets the ball up ahead to Pierce, who passes inside to KG (he's covered by the smaller Hughes). The defense collapses to try and give him some help, so Garnett kicks it out to Ray for the open three-pointer (51-39 4:05)! We're not even in the second half and KG is already flirting with a triple double (11 PTS, 7 REB, 7 AST)!

The Cavs call a timeout, and when play resumes Hughes drives down the lane and Garnett comes in for the monster rejection, but the refs call another goaltending (51-41 3:39); unlikely. Hughes then steals the ball from Rondo at halfcourt, and quickly gets it to Lebron, who freezes Rajon with the shudder step and finishes with the LOUD one-hand slam (51-43 3:24); a "message dunk" perhaps?

Ilgauskus tips in a missed layup attempt by Lebron to get Cleveland within six at the two-minute mark; Rondo then drives to the basket against Newble and Zydrunas comes over to help, so Rajon makes the nice pass to Davis, who scores the layup while being fouled by Ilgauskas ("Big Baby" is so excited that he starts yelling right in KG's face who starts cracking up). However, he can't make the free throw to complete the three-point play (53-45 1:41).

Hughes scores at the other end, then Pierce forces up a bad shot (that misses), and Ilgauskas grabs the rebound. He gets the ball to Hughes, who takes it upcourt, then passes to Gooden in the corner. He's covered nicely by KG, so he gets the ball to Lebron cutting down the lane and James tries the no-look pass to Zydrunas (that would've been an easy dunk), but Davis steps into his path and takes the charge!

The crowd applauds "Big Baby"'s hustle, while Lebron starts arguing with the refs that Glen was inside the circle so it should have been a non-call; replays seem to bear this out, which leads to the following exchange amongst our esteemed announcers:
Gorman: Nice job by Glen, let's see where his feet were. That might've been part of Lebron's complaint. [replay shows Glen was in the circle] Well, Lebron had a pretty good complaint, actually ...
Heinsohn: [pause] I don't care!
Gorman: [laughs] We don't wanna let the facts get in the way here!
Anyway, it's still Boston ball, and Ilgauskas fouls Rondo while setting the screen; the Cavs are over the limit, so Rajon heads to the line as KG takes a seat on the bench (Scals comes in to replace him as the crowd cheers ... I'm guessing the cheers are for KG, not Scals) and makes both free throws (55-47 :51.9).

It's not a good trade-off, as Scals fouls Newble while he's scoring the layup (Heinsohn: "That's a foolish foul, you gotta hammer him and don't let him get to the rim; don't wave at him!"), and he makes the free throw to get Cleveland within five (55-50 :31.2) ... The first half ends with Boston up, 57 to 51.

THIRD QUARTER

Damon Jones knocks down the trey to cut Boston's lead in half, while at the other end Pierce tries to dribble through three defenders and ends up losing the ball; Gooden picks it up and passes to Lebron, who brings it upcourt and finds Ilgauskas, and he hits the turnaround jumper over Perkins as the Cavs are right back in it (57-56 11:07).

KG then tries to take it to the basket, but fumbles the ball away; Perk is able to come up with the loose ball, and kicks it out to Pierce, who finds Ray behind the three-point line. He proceeds to make the move around Hughes and pulls up at the free throw line, where he buries the jumper; Larry also got him across the arm, so Ray adds the free throw to complete the three-point play (60-56 10:41).

However, the Celts start getting a little sloppy with the ball over the next couple minutes (KG mishandles a lob pass from Rondo and loses it out of bounds, Pierce tries to get the ball inside to Perkins but throws it behind his back and right into the Cavs bench) ... At the 8:22 mark, Garnett fouls Ilgauskas while he's scoring the layup; that's his third foul (but he stays in the game) as Zydrunas misses the free throw. Ray gets the rebound and passes to Rondo, who dribbles upcourt and gives it to Perkins at the top of the key; he makes a nice pass inside to KG (who lost Gooden) and he finishes with the soft dunk (63-58 8:11).

Damon answers with a three-pointer to get Cleveland within two; at the other end, Gooden dives at Garnett and almost steals the ball, but that just leaves Boston with a one-man advantage as KG passes to Rondo and he goes right at Ilgauskas for the layup (65-61 7:19)!

Hughes then misses, and KG collects the carom; he gets it upcourt to Pierce, who tries to drive against Lebron ... apparently, James doesn't think this is such a good idea, as he grabs Paul's right arm and the two get tangled up. Pierce ends up bringing the ball up and scraping it across the face of Lebron (intentionally?); anyway, the refs call the foul on James for the initial contact, meaning that it's still Boston ball and Garnett makes the slick pass to Rondo, who finds himself a clear path to the basket and scores on the layup (67-61 6:38).

At the other end, Hughes tries to make the alley-oop pass to Lebron, but Perkins knocks the ball away (as both Lebron and Pierce get tangled up again and both hit the floor hard) and Kendrick attempts to get it upcourt to Rondo; however, now it's Hughes' turn to intercept the pass, as he gets it back to Damon who pulls up and buries the trey (67-64 6:07).

Pierce tries to answer with his own three-pointer, but the shot misses. Luckily, Perkins is in position for the offensive board, and passes inside to Ray who spins around Hughes and finishes with the left hand (69-64 5:40).

A basket by Perk makes it a seven-point lead with five minutes remaining, but then Lebron slices down the lane for the layup, plus he's fouled by KG (his fourth foul to go with 13 points, nine rebounds, and nine assists); Posey comes in to replace him as James misses the free throw, but Gooden tips the loose rebound back out to James. He tries to again drive inside and misses the layup, however Dwayne Jones grabs the offensive rebound and kicks it out to Gooden for the little hook shot over Perkins (71-68 3:44).

Ray hits the three-ball to double up Boston's lead, as the Cavs want to call a timeout before the momentum swings back in their opponent's favor; when play resumes, Gooden tries to pass inside to Dwayne, but Perk gets a hand in and Posey comes away with the loose ball. He gets it upcourt to Rondo, who then passes to Pierce, and he tries the spin move around Damon to get to the basket; the defense collapses around him, so Paul kicks it out to a wide-open Ray for another three-pointer (77-68 2:55)!

Things are looking up, as Rondo strips Damon of the ball from behind and Perk comes away with it; he gets it back to Rondo who hustles upcourt and is fouled by Devin (he actually scores the layup while falling down, but it was after the whistle so it doesn't count); still Boston ball, and Rajon makes a nice pass inside to Perkins, who finishes with the one-hand dunk (he put a little mustard on that one) as the Celts' lead is back in the double digits (79-68 2:07).

Despite some rough spots, Boston enters the final stanza up by thirteen, 86 to 73.

FOURTH QUARTER

The Celts open the final quarter with KG, Tony, Posey, Rondo, and House on the floor ... Garnett hits a fallaway jumper over Ilgauskas to make it a 15-point Boston advantage, while at the other end Hughes misses the three-point shot but Zydrunas tips the rebound back out to Lebron. He gives it to Damon, who tries to drive around Rondo, but has the ball poked away and Posey comes up with it; now we're headed the other way, as James passes to Tony who is all by himself and lays it in (won't dare risk dunking it, tsk tsk) to the delight of the crowd (90-73 11:14).

Lebron then misses, and KG pulls down the rebound (his tenth, so now he just needs one more assist for the triple double!). He gives the ball to House, who brings it upcourt and passes to Posey; he's double-teamed, so he kicks it back out to Rondo who drives down the lane (to draw in the defense) before passing back to Posey for the uncontested layup (92-73 10:22)!

On the next possession, Lebron is covered nicely by Tony and (with the shot clock winding down) is forced to pass to Newble; he's open behind the three-point line, but takes too long winding up the shot as the buzzer sounds and the refs call for the 24-second violation. Boston regains possession, and KG throws down the hook shot over Zydrunas (94-73 9:38).

Garnett scores again with 8:34 remaining in the game (19 PTS), as Cleveland desperately calls a timeout; when play resumes, Hughes misses the outside jumper and Ilgauskas tips the loose rebound out of bounds. That means it's once again Boston ball, as KG makes a nice move around Zydrunas and the big man just grabs him to prevent the layup, sending Garnett to the line for two foul shots (98-73 7:55).

Hughes then launches a three-point shot that misses badly, when Garnett takes the rebound and throws a fullcourt pass to House hustling up the floor for the layup (100-73 7:33)! That's assist number ten, as KG has his first triple-double in green (21 PTS, 13 REB, 10 AST)!

That's pretty much the final nail in the Cavs' coffins, as they look like they want this night to be over ... KG takes a seat with 4:53 to a standing ovation (I'm not sure why Doc left him in this long, no need to risk anything), as the Celts go on to wrap up the preseason in splendid fashion, crushing the defending Eastern Conference champs by the score of 114 to 89.

FINAL SCORE: Boston 114, Cleveland 89

GAME RATING:


18
KILLER


BOSTON TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Garnett: 21 PTS (8-13 FG, 5-6 FT), 13 REB, 10 AST
  • R. Allen: 20 PTS (8-15 FG, 3-7 3PTers), 5 REB, 2 AST, 2 STL
  • House: 16 PTS (6-10 FG)
  • Pierce: 12 PTS (5-11 FG), 6 AST, 5 TO
  • Rondo: 10 PTS (3-4 FG), 6 AST, 4 STL, 2 REB
CLEVELAND TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Hughes: 18 PTS (7-17 FG), 4 REB, 4 AST, 4 STL
  • James: 17 PTS (7-18 FG), 4 REB
  • Ilgauskas: 14 PTS (5-10 FG), 6 REB
TONIGHT'S COG (CELT OF THE GAME): Kevin Garnett

POST-GAME NOTES:
  • The Celts shot 59 percent from the floor (45-76 FG), including going 8-for-17 from three-point range ... They also had 32 assists to 16 turnovers (I'm sure Doc will take a 2:1 ratio in that department everytime).
  • This was the first sold-out preseason game in the history of the new Garden.
  • The game was also televised on ESPN.
  • The Celts have their first winning preseason record (4-3) since 1993.
  • Dickerson reported that prior to the game, someone (he didn't mention who) put notes in every Celtics' locker which read "THE CAVALIERS ARE THE DEFENDING EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS, LET'S SEND A MESSAGE TONIGHT!!!!" Message received, I guess ...
  • You shouldn't be surprised to know that Garnett was tonight's Tommy Award winner.
  • Perkins addressed the crowd prior to tip-off ... and sucked up to the Red Sox (worldseries.com) while he was at it.
  • I am sad to report that yesterday Dahntay Stop Believing and Jackie Chan-uel were officially cut, trimming our roster down to 14 (leaving us with one free spot heading into the regular season).
  • Speaking of which, I'll be seeing you guys next Friday, as the regular season (finally) begins against the Washington Wizards!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Virtual reality II

You may remember this story, about how a simulation of the upcoming season with "NBA Live 08" has predicted that our beloved Celtics will make it to the Finals (where they end up losing to the Phoenix Suns) ... Well, Michael Bucklin of ESPN.Com has taken it upon himself to go into a little more detail:


image from espn.com


The Celtics were so bad last season that they made the Hawks look good.

That's pretty bad.

With the worst record in basketball, it appeared the Celtics had hit rock bottom. But most Celtic fans would argue no rock in existence could stop Doc Rivers from dragging them down ever further. If that was his plan, Danny Ainge sure put a damper on it.

For those of you that spent your entire summer locked in your basement trying to beat Guitar Hero's Psychobilly Freakout on the hardest level, let me explain what happened.

Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett are now Celtics. Delonte West, Wally Szczerbiak, Al Jefferson, Ryan Gomes, Sebastian Telfair, Gerald Green, and Theo Ratliff are not. Oh, and the Celtic's 3 first round picks, including the number 5 overall, have gone the way of the broken whammy bar.

A boatload of players and draft rights are a small price to pay for an NBA Championship. And if Bean Town takes the NBA, NFL, and MLB this year, we'll never hear the end of it. The horror!

But can the Green really go from worst to first? Absolutely.

...

According to NBA Live, the Celtics will finish 49 and 33 in the East, earning them top honors. They will advance to the NBA Finals and then lose to the Suns in game 7. Garnett will have a monster season and earn All NBA 2nd Team. Shooting 49.9% from the floor, he'd finish with 25.9 points per game, adding 11.8 boards and 1.7 swats. Allen would light it up from deep, shooting 39.2% from behind the arc on his way to 19.4 points, and would also add 5.1 assists a night. Pierce would add 20.2 points per game, proving he's still lethal with less touches.

According to the game, T. Allen successful recovered from his ACL injury to spell Pierce and R. Allen, and House provided a nice spark off the bench with about 8 points a night filling in for Rondo. He did have a 32 point night against Atlanta early in Virtual March, and I'm pretty sure I spotted his Arizona State shorts under his green uni.

As for the bigs, Kendrick Perkins, who started at the 5 spot, turned in decent numbers at roughly 6 points and 6 boards a night. Brian Scalabrine was able to take time away from his mascot duties to fill in for 17 minutes a game, offering around 6 points and 3 boards.

I also found the end of the article to be intriguing:

I don't see this being the same as the 03'-04' Lakers, despite the comparisons. That group was more like an episode of Real World than it was a Championship Team. And with that said, if Karl Malone wasn't hurt for the Finals, they would all be wearing Detroit's rings.

Likewise, if the Celtics can stay healthy, I expect big things. There is just too much talent and too much will power. And if there is any playing around, expect KG to go Rick Rickert on someone's face, as he, along with Allen, certainly didn't come to Boston to play around.

With that said, unlike the Lakers, they all seem to like each other. Just look at Mr. Negative, Paul Pierce. He's got the summer perma-grin going like he just received a double shot of Botox.

But they better get started now. I know Allen surely isn't getting any younger.

Although from what I can tell, KG ages like a fine Tuscan Chianti.

"Mr. Negative"?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

In Minnesota, you wiggle to keep warm ...


The Miami Heat, reeling from the continued injury absence of Dwyane Wade and an 0-7 record in the preseason, have responded with a promising double boost for their aging roster.

Finding an unexpected taker for out-of-favor forward Antoine Walker, Miami on Wednesday completed a trade with the Minnesota Timberwolves to acquire swingman Ricky Davis and center Mark Blount.

The Wolves will also receive Michael Doleac and Wayne Simien (and their expiring contracts) in addition to Walker. Minnesota initially balked at taking back Walker, according to NBA front-office sources, but the Heat threw in a future first-round draft pick to push the trade through.

Walker has fallen farther and farther out of grace with Miami coach Pat Riley since the Heat's 2006 championship, largely because of conditioning issues. But Minnesota might also have been convinced to shed its reservations and make the swap because Walker has only two guaranteed seasons left on his contract, one year less than Blount.

Trading Davis and Blount, both veterans who no longer wanted to be in Minnesota in the wake of the Kevin Garnett trade to Boston, represents the latest step in an ongoing Wolves clearout aimed at creating a fresh environment around three featured youngsters: Al Jefferson, Randy Foye and rookie Corey Brewer.

Walker wouldn't appear to fit in Minnesota's long-range plans, either, but concerns about Blount and Jefferson co-existing after some reported friction in their Boston days together served as another potential motivation for the Wolves to make the deal in addition to Walker's cap-friendlier contract.

Somehow, I don't think Big Al is going to miss Blount's locker room presence ... If anything, this is probably an appeasement move by Kevin McHale, to try and convince Jefferson to sign the 5-year, 50-million-dollar contract extension (realgm.com) that's sitting on the table (anyone know how well Antoine got along with Jefferson during his second stint with the C's?).

UPDATE: The Wolves may cut Walker ... leaving the door open for a possible third stint for Employee Number Eight in green (celticsthug.wordpress.com)?!?

Recap: Preseason Game 7 (at New Jersey)

BOSTON CELTICS AT NEW JERSEY NETS

October 23, 2007
7:30 PM EST (Comcast SportsNet)
IZOD Center (East Rutherford, NJ)
Announcers: Mike AnGormanagement and Tommy "Want to Touch the" Heinsohn ; Gary PoonTanguay and Donny Darko (in-studio) ; Greg "Old Saint" Dickerson (sideline reporter)
Celtics Starting Lineup: Allan Tony, I've Got a Rajon Rondo, Leon Powe Powe Power Wheels, The Scals of Justice, Parker Posey
Nets Starting Lineup: Vindifference, Eddie Gillbert, Jason Collins All Cars, Krstic the Clown, Richard Jefferson Airplane

Okay, we're gonna take another crack at playing a Celtics-Nets preseason ... but don't be surprised if raw sewage starts dripping out of the arena walls or something crazy like that (hey, it is Jersey, after all).

Speaking of the "Debacle at the DCU Center" (a subject which I just can't seem to let go of), you might remember that New Jersey initially left three of their four starters at home - although we can excuse Captain Kidd as he's still not playing due to back issues ... well, it's time for Boston to return the favor, as the entire "Not Big Three" are going to sit this one out (and Perk'd Off is also being given the night off once again).

So there. We're even.

FIRST QUARTER

Collins is able to best Powe in the opening tip-off, and gets the ball to Gill; he passes to Carter, who swings it around to Krstic. Nenad misses on the jumpshot, and it's Leon with the first rebound of the night; he gives it to Rondo, who takes things the other way, and blows by Gill for the layup attempt. However, his shot is blocked by Collins, and Krstic recovers the loose ball. He passes upcourt to Gill, who eventually gets it inside to Collins, and the big man tries to back down Scalabrine but Tony is able to knock the ball out of his hands. That starts the Celtics fast break, but Allen ends up losing control of the ball; Jefferson picks it up and passes to Collins at the top of the key, who gives it to Vince and he tries to make a quick pass to Jefferson cutting underneath the basket. However, it's out of his reach and the ball sails out of bounds.

Sloppy stuff to begin the game, as Allen and Carter both miss three-piont attempts, then Rondo makes a lazy pass that Gill easily swats away (that's Boston's third turnover in just a little over two minutes); Jefferson picks up the loose ball and gets it up ahead to Vince, who eludes Tony and takes it strong to the hoop for the layup, plus he's fouled by Scalabrine and makes the free throw to complete the three-point play (0-3 9:41) ... Posey knocks down a three-pointer to quickly tie the game back up, but at the other end Krstic throws down the little hook shot over Powe (3-5 8:43).

Scals buries a trey of his own with 7:46 remaining to give the Celts their first lead, then Gill makes a bad pass intended for Collins, but Carter is in the right spot to recover the ball; he passes inside to Krstic, who is covered nicely by Scals, so he gives it to Collins who dutifully swings it out to Jefferson. Now, even though Richard is about two feet behind the three-point line, Posey doesn't immediately get up in his face on defense, so he just launches it and it hits nothing but net (6-8 7:23)!

Rondo then tries to get a bounce pass inside to Powe, but Carter slaps it away and Gill picks up the loose ball. He quickly gets it to Jefferson, who is hustling up the court and has only Scalabrine to beat, which he does easily and finishes with the one-handed dunk (6-10 7:02).

Allen responds by throwing up an airball (yikes); Collins snares the rebound and passes upcourt to Jefferson, who finds Krstic in the paint guarded by Powe, whom he backs down and scores on with the turnaround jumper (6-12 6:26).

Glenn Rivers M.D. has seen enough, and calls a timeout; when play resumes, Allen tries to take it inside over Carter, but misses the shot. Powe is in position for the offensive rebound, though, and is fouled by Vince trying to score on the putback. That's Carter's second foul, as Leon goes to the line with 6:15 remaining but misses both free throws! Hmm, I'm getting a little concerned ...

Gill buries the three-pointer to get the deficit up to nine, but at the other end Scalabrine hits the pullup jumper over Collins (8-15 4:41). Krstic then tries to back down Powe, and Leon is called for the foul (that's his third) with 4:22 on the clock, as Hugh Laurie and Glen "Macrosomia" Davis come into the game (Rondo and Powe take a seat).

Meanwhile, Jefferson tries to get fancy and make a behind-the-back pass inside to Collins, but Davis sets his feet and takes the charge (nice one, rookie). Boston regains possession, and Posey gets the ball to Allen in the corner, as he works the baseline around Josh Boone and Crockett Club and finishes with the explosive dunk over Jefferson (10-15 3:57)! Oh that is so nice to see!

At the other end, Jefferson uses some fancy dribbling to get around Tony, but Scals gets in his way and forces him to take the pullup jumper that doesn't even touch the rim. However, Boone is in perfect position to get the loose ball and lays it in to put New Jersey up by seven. Scalabrine then makes a move to the basket and gets both Boone and Jamaal MaglorieHole in the air with the upfake (nice), so he passes to Davis who is all alone underneath the basket; Jefferson reaches out in a vain attempt to try and stop him, but Glen scores the layup anyway, plus that draws the foul and "Big Baby" adds the free throw to complete the three-point play (13-17 3:19).

Antoine "Time to" Wright kisses a shot off the glass with 25.4 seconds remaining in the quarter to extend the Nets' lead back up to six. The Celtics then hold for the final shot, and House tries to pull up over Wright, but the shot misses; Boone beats Scals to the rebound, and gets the ball to Carter with 5.6 ticks left on the clock. He quickly tries to get into position for the final shot, but Tony steals the ball at halfcourt and is all by himself ... but there's not enough time left, so he's forced to heave up the running jumper from just inside the three-point line, and hits nothing but air.

That's how the quarter ends, with Boston trailing 19 to 25.

SECOND QUARTER

Davis scores on the layup over Bostjan Snackbar to open the quarter, but at the other end he's called for two fouls in the span of about five seconds (one of those was a rather poor acting job by Vince). Those are his first two fouls of the night, though, so Doc keeps him in the game ... and it's a good thing too, because the Nets get the ball to Magliore to try and coax that third foul out of Glen, but as he tries to take it inside Davis reaches in and slaps the ball out of his hands! Allen collects the loose ball and takes it coast to coast for the layup attempt, but comes up short; luckily, the loose rebound goes off Wright out of bounds, so Boston retains possession and Allen again takes it to the rack against two big men (Nachbar and Magliore). This time he draws the foul on Jamaal (his third) and makes both free throws to get the C's within two (23-25 10:55).

Carter then tries to make the no-look pass inside to Boone, but Allen knocks it away and Scals comes away with the loose ball; he gives it back to Tony, who takes it back the other way, but (away from the ball) Davis is hustling up the floor and - apparently - doesn't see Carter standing at the free throw line waiting for him. Sure enough, Vince absorbs the contact and nearly flies out of his sneakers! Seriously, VC got some serious hangtime from that collision.

Anyway, the refs whistle Davis for the offensive foul (his third), as the announcers have the following exchange:
Heinsohn: You know how you get people to stop doing that to you?
Gorman: Step on their chest ...
Heinsohn: You got it!
Oh Tommy, that's your answer to everything!

Anyway, New Jersey regains possession, but Boone misses the shot and Davis pulls down the rebound; he gets it upcourt to Allen, who blows by Carter (which draws in two defenders) and then lays it back down to Davis for the nice two-handed slam (25-all 9:53).

Vince then throws up the alley-oop to Wright for the dunk to break the tie with 8:59 remaining; at the other end, Dahntay Stop Believing hits the pullup jumper over Nachbar (27-all 8:31).

Wright answers with the trey, then Allen is stripped by Carter on his way to the basket and the ball goes of Tony's knee out of bounds; it's New Jersey possession, and Nachbar makes the bounce pass to Sean "Stifler" Williams for the layup (27-32 7:50).

Davis then grabs the offensive rebound off of the Dahntay miss, but has his putback attempt blocked from behind by Magliore; "Big Baby" (being the trooper that he is) stays with it and grabs the loose ball amongst three defenders, then gets pushed out of bounds and the refs whistle Boone for the foul. It's still Boston possession, but House throws a pass intended for Davis out of bounds; now it's New Jersey ball, when Tony slaps the ball out of Boone's hands as the shot clock is winding down. Gill recovers and is forced to take a three-point attempt; that misses, but Boone grabs the offensive rebound and kicks it out to Gill, who swings the ball around to Williams and he gets it back inside to Boone for the layup (27-34 6:43).

Dahntay is then called for the double dribble (Boston's tenth turnover), and the Nets are back in control as Wright makes a nice pass inside to Boone, but Davis is able to block his shot from behind! However, Wright gets to the loose ball, and tries to make a pass out to Williams; it goes right off Sean's fingertips, and Allen comes away with it. He takes it back the other way, then blows by Gill and tries to finish with the two-hand slam, but is fouled by Wright. He lands awkwardly (although I'm pretty sure that he was just nervous to land rather than actually hurting himself), but makes it to the line and knocks down both foul shots (29-34 5:57).

Rondo then strips Wright of the ball, and Tony is once again in the right spot to pick up the leavings; he puhses it upcourt, but gets a little overzealous and dribbles the ball off his foot. Davis recovers and gets it to House, who passes inside to Tony for the layup attempt, but Boone comes in for the rejection. Nachbar gets the loose ball, and takes it all the way in himself, where he's fouled by Posey and makes both free throws (29-36 5:12).

It's still a seven-point deficit when Allen misses the outside shot, but Davis grabs the offensive rebound and is fouled by Collins; he makes both freebies to help Boston inch closer (33-38 4:17). Posey then steals a bad pass by Gill, and takes it coast to coast for the layup attempt; he's fouled by Krstic as the ball rolls around the rim before finally spinning out (oof!), so James heads for the line and makes boht of his free throws (35-38 4:08).

At the other end, Jefferson tries to work the baseline to avoid Allen, but Davis steps in his path and draws the offensive foul! That gives Boston back possession, and Rondo finds Tony all alone for the three-point basket (38-all 3:30).

It's still tied when Posey misses a three-point attempt of his own, but Rondo goes up high over the much-taller Krstic for the offensive rebound (!) and scores on the putback (41-39 1:38).

Krstic scores, then Rondo is tripped up by Gill while making the move to the basket; that puts Rajon at the line and he misses both free throws, but "Big Baby" nabs the offensive board and kicks it back out to Rondo, who finds Scals for the outside shot (43-41 1:02).

Boston now has 12 assists on 13 made baskets; sweet ... Jefferson misses the final shot, as we enter halftime with the Celtics up 43 to 41.

THIRD QUARTER

At the start of the second half, the Nets commit a 24-second violation (that's the team's 14th turnover); the Celts regain possession, but Scals misses the three-point attempt and Carter pulls down the rebound. He gets it upcourt to Krstic, who tries the high-arching shot (seriously, that ball almost grazed the ceiling) that misses; however, Jefferson grabs the offensive rebound and kicks it back out to Gill. He then passes right back to Richard (who's covered nicely by Posey) who tries to make the crosscourt pass back to Gill while in midair - bad idea - and Powe steps in to take the charge (Heinsohn: "Powe gets the official dirty-pants award!"); that's just wrong.

At the other end, Rondo misses the shot and Collins grabs the rebound; he gives it to Gill, who pushes it upcourt and finds Carter for the trey (43-44 10:15).

Posey is then tripped up by Jefferson (that's little Richard's fifth foul already); Nachbar comes in to replace him, and when play resumes Allen tries to use the crossover move to lose Carter, but Collins jumps out for the double team. Tony tries to kick it back out to Rondo, but Vince gets a hand on the ball and takes it the other way; Rondo is forced to give the foul, and Carter makes both free throws to give New Jersey a three-point advantage (43-46 9:40).

Scalabrine tries a three-pointer that clanks off the rim, and Carter gets the rebound. He gets it to Gill, who launches a three-ball of his own; that too misses, but Krstic snares the offensive board and kicks it out to Nachbar. However, play is then stopped, as Gill had slipped out of bounds after taking the shot and knocked some spectator's beeer onto the court (it's gonna take a lot more beers than that to simulate the DCU Center floor, people) ... Actually, three ball boys are on the scene mopping up and it's taking them several minutes to get things spic and span (Heinsohn: "Someone either wiped the beer up or licked it up"). When play finally resumes, Nachbar misses the outside jumper, and Rondo pulls down the loose board; he motors back up the floor, and takes it right to the hoop before being grabbed by Gill and making both of his free throws (45-46 8:45).

Jefferson comes back into the game as Nachbar buries the trey, then Allen misses and Krstic gets the rebound; we go back the other way, as Carter slices down the lane and has four Celtics surrounding him (!) before the refs whistle Powe for the foul. That puts Vince at the line, and he knocks down both of his foul shots (45-51 7:46) ... It's an eight-point deficit with four and a half minutes remaining, as Allen misses the three-point attempt (Boston is now 0-for-9 in the quarter!). At the other end, Jefferson passes inside to Boone, who tries to score the layup over Posey but Davis comes from behind for another sweet block! Rondo recovers the loose ball, and passes upcourt to a hustling Tony Allen who slices between two defenders but misses the layup!

Things are getting ugly again here, but Scals is in position for the offensive rebound of the Allen miss, then passes back to Tony who is fouled by Wright. Doc takes the opportunity to sub House into the game, but he also leaves Rondo on the floor for the rather short backcourt tandem; when play resumes, Tony is double-teamed, so he makes the nice pass to Posey who finishes with the layup (49-55 3:45) as the Celtics have their first field goal of the quarter (1-11 FG).

Jefferson scores (New Jersey isn't much better as they're 3-for-9 from the field in the quarter), then Boone tries to trap House in the corner, but Eddie throws the bounce pass inside to Davis who makes the nice move to avoid Nachbar and scores on the layup (51-57 3:05) ... With 1:47 remaining, Jefferson tries to score on the little floater in the lane. He misses the shot, but gets tangled up with Davis going for the loose rebound (man, both guys landed awkwardly, but appear to be okay); that's Richard's SIXTH foul already, so he's relegated to the bench for the rest of the night, as Magliore comes in to replace him while Davis steps to the line and makes both free throws (53-57 1:47); "Big Baby" is 9-for-9 from the line thus far!

Wright knocks down the trey with 12 seconds on the clock, as the Celts have a chance to take the last shot. Rondo does some fancy dribbling to lose Wright and goes up for the pullup jumper as the buzzer sounds, but it bounces off the side of the rim, and we head into the final stanza with Boston trailing 53 to 60.

FOURTH QUARTER

The Celtics put Davis, Scals, House, Dahntay, and Allen on the floor to open the quarter ... House buries the jumper to get Boston back within five, then Wright loses the ball for the turnover; Dahntay comes away with it and makes a strong move to the basket. He's fouled by Magliore, and makes one-of-two from the line (56-60 11:05).

Nachbar then misses, and House pulls down the rebound; he takes it upcourt himself, and makes the nice bounce pass inside to "Big Baby". He's immediately double-teamed, so he kicks it back out to Tony, who finds House standing at the free throw line and he buries the jumper (58-60 10:26). On the next possession, Wright has the ball knocked out of his hands by House; Allen recovers and quickly gets it up ahead to Eddie (who just took off as soon as he saw the play developing), who takes it up over Nachbar for the layup (60-all 10:01), and just like that the game is tied!

New Jersey calls a timeout, and when play resumes Wright quickly scores, but at the other end Davis answers by muscling his way past Magliore for the layup (62-all 9:36). Nachbar hits a pullup jumper over Scals to put the Nets back ahead, then House misses the three-point attempt and Scalabrine fouls Nachbar going for the rebound; New Jersey regains possession, and Wright scores the bucket (62-66 8:53).

Uh oh, the momentum is starting to shift, as House makes the nice pass inside to Davis, but Nachbar just does an absolutely piss-poor flop job (replay shows that he just falls backwards before Davis even has a chance to touch him) and the refs fall for it and call the offensive foul; New Jersey gets it back, and Mateeny-Tiny Cleaves scores (62-68 7:54).

Scals is left open and knocks down the deep jumper to get Boston back within four; at the other end, Robert "Go Fly a" Hite misses the three-point attempt and the ball bounces out of bounds. Boston regains possession, and Tony gives the little spin move to leave Hite in the dust; Williams comes over to cover him, so Allen gives the ball to Davis for the easy layup (66-68 6:55).

Tony then steals a bad pass by Nachbar, and is all by himself but blows the dunk (Gorman: "Thought about that one too much"); oh man, that is just brutal. The catcalls come raining down from the crowd as Nachbar collects the loose ball and gets it to Cleaves, who finds Wright in the corner and he drives along the baseline to score on the layup (66-70 6:23).

With 3:59 left in the game, Nachbar is fouled and earns a trip to the free throw line. During the stoppage of play, Dahntay comes in for Davis (we're switching to small ball now, as House, Pruitt and Jackie Chan-uel are all on the floor at the same time and apparently Snifter of Brandon Wallace will be our center, yeesh!); Nachbar makes both free throws to make it a six-point deficit. At the other end, Dahntay takes a bad shot and Nachbar comes away with the loose rebound. He gets the ball to Hite, who pushes things upcourt and finds Cleaves at the top of the key; House backs off him, so Mateen launches the three-point shot and connects (68-77 2:57).

Doc calls a timeout, as that small-ball experiment didn't last long and Davis comes back into the game ... However, House airballs a three-point attempt (Nachbar might have gotten a piece of that) and Wright ends up with the ball. He brings it upcourt, and finds Cleaves for another three-pointer that gets the deficit into double digits (68-80 2:02).

Unfortunately, the team can't bounce back from that, as the Celts drop their third straight preseason game, 71 to 82 ...

FINAL SCORE: Boston 71, New Jersey 82

GAME RATING:


9
PULLING A WIGGUM


BOSTON TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Davis: 21 PTS (6-10 FG, 9-9 FT), 6 REB (4 OFF), 3 BLK
  • Scalabrine: 11 PTS (5-11 FG, 1-6 3PTers), 5 REB, 2 AST, 1 BLK
  • T. Allen: 10 PTS (2-15 FG, 1-4 3PTers), 9 AST, 6 TO, 6 STL
  • House: 10 PTS (5-11 FG, 0-4 3PTers), 2 REB, 2 AST
NEW JERSEY TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Nachbar: 15 PTS (3-8 FG, 8-8 FT), 7 REB
  • Wright: 14 PTS (6-8 FG), 4 REB, 4 AST
  • Carter: 12 PTS (3-10 FG), 7 AST, 5 REB, 3 STL
  • Jefferson: 11 PTS (4-9 FG), 3 REB
TONIGHT'S COG (CELT OF THE GAME): Glen Davis

TOMMY QUOTES:
  • "Big Baby came out of his crib, threw his rattle down, and made the basket!"
  • "I hate to say it, but Brandon Wallace is so thin, his pants are falling down!"
POST-GAME NOTES:
  • Boston had a fairly decent time shooting in the first half (13-33 FG), but things took a bit of a downturn after that; they finished the night 23-for-70 from the field (32.9 percent). At least they had 20 assists on those 23 made baskets, so the ball movement was there.
  • As for the Nets, they shot a little better (28-68 FG), but really made strides from the three-point line (8-17 3PTers); for the record, the Celts had another poor night from behind the line (4-for-21).
  • Perkins is still suffering from tightness in the hamstring area, and Doc Rivers says he "will not practice until he's 100 percent"; hmmm.
  • The Tommy Award winner for tonight was (not surprisingly) "Big Baby" Glen Davis.
  • The NBA may take disciplinary action against Da Troof for the incident during Monday's game against the Knicks where he put his hands on Jamal Crawdaddy after Rayden went down from a (seemingly) hard foul. They also found his comments after the game to be - for lack of a better term - "incriminating" ("I wanted to protect my guy"). While I personally can't see how such a small act would require a fine or possible suspension, replays show that Paul did put his hand on Crawford's face, and the league offices definitely consider that to be a no-no.
  • The "Not Big Three" are on the cover of this week's Sports Illustrated "NBA Preview" issue (sportsillustrated.cnn.com). So, that means we're cursed now, right?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

One last update on the Worcester incident ...

Apparently, it finally gave the DCU Center the hint that some upgrades are in order (telegram.com):

DCU Center officials say that while they were forced to cut short a pre-season Boston Celtics game Friday because of a freak weather occurrence, they will consider a new dehumidification system in an upgrade of the aging arena.

Friday’s near sell-out game against the New Jersey Nets was suspended at halftime for safety reasons after basketball players were slipping because of moisture from a combination of ice and abnormally high humidity in the 25-year-old arena.

[Arena general manager Sandy] Dunn said the insulation between the basketball floor and ice used for Worcester Sharks hockey games usually prevents such condensation.

But unusually warm temperatures and high moisture in the air, plus the thousands of fans who had been drenched by heavy rains before entering the arena, spiked humidity inside the center to the point at which the wood floor was unplayable, she said.

"There's a technique for keeping humidity in the building down and that is running the heating and air-conditioning at the same time. We did that throughout the day," Ms. Dunn said.

"Between 5 and 6 p.m. everything was fine. Then we opened up the doors and changed the environment when 10,000 patrons came in and they were wet.

"You immediately take the humidity up. That's a law of physics."

... Some spectators got even more frustrated when they went to retrieve their vehicles from parking lots, some of which were charging as much as $20 for the event.

Peter Branagan, a senior custodian for the Worcester public school system, and a friend had paid $30 each for a pair of tickets. He said he was unable to get a partial refund or even a receipt from parking attendants at the old outlet mall lot near the DCU Center.

He said he planned to file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.

"Twenty dollars is greedy to begin with, and it’s a lot for two hours of parking," Mr. Branagan said.

Barbara Smith-Bacon, a spokeswoman for Berkley Investments, which owns the mall parking and leases its management to a subcontractor, said refunds would be unlikely unless the DCU Center wanted to reimburse the company.

One final parting shot:

Recap: Preseason Game 6 (at New York)

BOSTON CELTICS AT NEW YORK KNICKS

October 22, 2007
7:30 PM EST (Comcast SportsNet)
Madison Square Garden (New York, NY)
Announcers: Mike AnGormanagement and Tommy "Want to Touch the" Heinsohn ; Gary PoonTanguay and Donny Darko (in-studio) ; Greg "Old Saint" Dickerson (sideline reporter)
Celtics Starting Lineup: Rayden, I've Got a Rajon Rondo, The Scals of Justice, Kevvy G, Da Troof
Knicks Starting Lineup: Stephonie McMahon, Jamal Crawdaddy, Eddy RiceDish, Quenrintintin Richardson, Zach "Attack" Randolph

I guess the Celtics enjoy beating down New York as much as I enjoy watching them deliver said beating, because they're not going to take it easy on their hapless Atlantic Division rivals tonight ... Garnett and Pierce are back in the lineup (Perkins will have another night off to rest a sore hamstring), joining Ray Allen once again as the "Not Big Three" will try to best their previous effort against the Knicks.

Can they beat them by 45 points tonight? 50? 60? Am I going to end up eating my words (however unlikely that might be) and watch in horror as this collection of inferior talent gets its revenge against the C's? Let's find out!

FIRST QUARTER

KG wins the the opening tip against Curry and Rondo ends up with the ball; he gets it back to Garnett, who then tries to lob it to Rajon underneath the basket, but he wasn't expecting the pass and the ball sails over his head out of bounds. The Knicks regain possession, however Randolph mishandles a pass from Marbury and Allen recovers; we take it back the other way, as Pierce makes the nice pass inside to KG for the layup (2-0 11:26).

Curry tries to answer with the hookshot over Kevin but misses; Garnett snatches the rebound and gives it to Ray, who takes it up the floor himself before getting the ball back to KG in the paint. He's quickly double-teamed, so he kicks it out to Scalabrine, and he knocks down the three-pointer (5-0 10:57).

Like what I'm seeing thus far, as Randolph misses the shot and Allen grabs the loose rebound; he again leads the fastbreak the other way, as KG sets the pick to take Crawford out of the picture, leaving Ray an open path down the lane for an easy layup (7-0 10:23).

Richardson hits a three-pointer to put New York in the scoring column, then at the other end Rondo slices down the lane (to draw in the defense) before kicking it out to a wide-open Pierce behind the arc; however, he misses the three-point attempt, and Crawford comes away with the rebound. He gets the ball up to Stephon, who runs right into Scals' chest, but the refs call a blocking foul; that means it's still Knicks ball, as Randolph finishes with the left-handed hook over Scalabrine (7-5 9:25).

Scals tries to answer with the outside jumpshot but misses, and Crawford gets the rebound; he finds Marbury (covered by KG) and just blows right by the bigger man for the layup to tie the score (7-all 9:04). Scalabrine then misses the three-pointer, but Ray takes the offensive board, then steps back and kisses it off the glass for two points (9-7 8:46).

Crawford misses at the other end, but Curry interjects his ample girth underneath the basket and secures the offensive board; he then tries to get the ball back to Jamal, but KG intercepts the pass and gets it upcourt to Allen for the 2-on-1 fast break. Ray gives the ball up to Pierce behind the three-point line and Marbury has to commit to him, so Paul gives it right back to Allen (also behind the three-point line) and he buries the trey (12-7 8:19)!

Two free throws by Stephon gets the Knicks within three with eight minutes on the clock, then Rondo has his shot blocked by Richardson; KG is able to recover the loose ball, and passes to Scals who misses the three-point attempt. Richardson snares the carom and gets it to Marbury, who quickly takes it back the other way and passes inside to Randolph; Zach backs down Scals and goes for the layup attempt (which rims out), but Stephon gets the offensive board and immediately goes back up with it. That too misses, but big Zach has plenty of room to tip it in himself (12-11 7:31). Hmm, I'm starting to worry that the beefy tandem of Randolph and Curry is going to make the absence of Perkins feel all the more pronounced.

Garnett then misses a turnaround jumper over Curry, and Richardson comes away with the rebound; he gets it upcourt to Crawford, who makes a bullet pass inside to Eddy (who himself gave a surprisingly agile spin move to leave Scals in the dust and is now being covered by the six-foot Rondo!). Curry actually misses the layup attempt, but - with no one at his height level around to guard him - he easily tips in the putback (12-13 7:02); see what I was talking about?

At the other end, Garnett throws a nice move on Curry (KG definitely has the quickness advantage here) and Eddy is forced to foul him; he makes both free throws to put Boston back on top with 6:45 on the clock. Marbury then misses a three-pointer, and Pierce comes away with the rebound; he takes it upcourt himself and tries to pass inside to KG, but Curry fouls him from behind. That's his second, so Eddy lumbers to the bench as David "General" Lee comes in to replace him; when play resumes Pierce hits the pullup jumper over Richardson (16-13 5:26).

Crawford knocks down a trey to tie the score at 16 apiece, while KG follows that up by backing down Lee and hitting the fallaway "jay" (18-16 4:48) ... A basket by Marbury knots the score up again at 18-all, as Leon Powe Powe Power Wheels and Hugh Laurie come into the game (Scals and Rondo take a seat). Meanwhile, Pierce misses the three-point shot, and Lee takes down the loose board. He gives it to Marbury, who dribbles coast to coast before taking it right at KG in the paint; his layup attempt misses, but Powe fouls Lee going for the rebound. Marbury then inbounds to Randolph, who misses the hook shot over Powe, but Lee is able to grab the offensive board and scores on the putback (18-20 4:04).

Knicks are definitely showing signs of life tonight (compared to the way they were completely flat-lining in the previous game) ... Leon makes a nice move to the basket for the layup to again tie the score, but at the other end Marbury loses House off the dribble and slices down the lane for the too-easy layup (20-22 3:22). At the other end, Ray is fouled while making a move to the basket and hits both free throws, but the Knicks quickly answer as Randolph muscles his way in over Powe for the basket (22-24 2:25).

We're not done yet, as Pierce knocks down the jumper right in Lee's face with two minutes remaining in the quarter. At the other end of the court, Marbury blows past Ray and goes in for layup; now, it looks like KG gets the clean block, but the refs whistle him for the foul, so that puts Stephon at the line and he makes one-of-two free throws (24-25 1:48).

During the stoppage of play, Ray is the first of the "Not Big Three" to take a seat on the bench (he did all the heavy lifting the other night), as his namesake Allan Tony comes in to replace him. Meanwhile, KG makes a nice pass inside to Powe, but his laypu attempt rolls right out of the rim (so close!). House is able to pick up the loose rebound and immediately pulls up for the three-pointer; that too misses, but Powe (still underneath the basket) snatches the offensive board away from Lee. He goes back up and again misses (!!!), but stays with it and finally scores, plus he is fouled by Subway's Jared Jeffries! Unfortunately, he can't make the free throw to complete the three-point play (26-25 1:18).

Jeffries then misses a shot and KG grabs the 'bound; he quickly gets the ball to House, who finds Pierce at the top of the key, and Paul drives down the lane as War of the Malik Roses reaches in for the foul. That earns Boston another trip to the line, and Pierce makes both foul shots to put his team up three (28-25 :56.1).

"What's Naters Precious" Robinson knocks down the jumpshot to get New York back within one, while at the other end Pierce is double-teamed (which leaves Powe wide open under the basket). However, Leon misses yet another open layup (what the?!?) and Nate picks up the loose rebound. He takes it upcourt and finds Lee, who goes in over Parker Posey for the basket (28-29 :20.5).

Celts try to go for last shot, but Pierce misses the pullup jumper over Jeffries as time expires, and the quarter ends with Boston down 28 to 29; not exactly what I was looking for.

SECOND QUARTER

Nate opens the second quarter with a floater in the lane over House; at the other end, Lee pokes the ball out of Posey's hands for the steal. Robinson picks it up, and proceeds to go coast to coast for the layup (28-33 11:27). Ray then tries a pullup jumper in the lane and misses (he had been 3-for-3 from the field in the first quarter), and Stephon comes away with the rebound. He dribbles upcourt and takes it all the way in himself, and Tony is forced to foul him to prevent the layup; Marbury makes both free throws and suddenly it's a seven-point Knicks lead (28-35 10:54) ...

It doesn't end there, as Powe has his layup attempt blocked from behind by Rose, and Nate collects the loose ball; he takes it back the other way, and throws a mean bounce pass back to Rose who (somehow) is all by himself under the basket, and he finishes with the one-hand dunk (28-37 10:35); geez, someone missed an assignment there.

Man, I am really starting to regret feeling so cocky before the start of the game, as Ray misses a three-point attempt and Rose snares the board; he gives the ball to Robinson, who dribbles upcourt before making the no-look pass to Jeffries for the layup (28-39 10:03)! That's a double-digit deficit as the New York crowd is loving it.

That forces Glenn Rivers M.D. to call a timeout; when play resumes, Rondo bricks the outside shot (Boston has now missed their last seven field goals) and Lee pulls down the rebound. He gets it to Nate, who again pushes the ball upcourt, while Rose sets a screen on Rajon that leaves Robinson open for the pullup jumper and he banks it in (28-41 9:24)! I'm suddenly feeling illl ...

Rondo makes two foul shots with 9:08 remaining to break the Celtics' scoring drought, but the Knicks quickly answer as Jeffries powers his way in over Ray for the layup (30-43 8:56); too easy ... It's still a 13-point deficit when KG and Pierce come back into the game (Scals and Tony take a seat). Meanwhile, Posey misses a three-point shot and Crawford gets the board; he takes it upcourt himself, then passes inside to Curry who just stumbles his way into KG's chest for the layup (32-47 5:42)! That could've been either a travelling call or an offensive foul, but the refs choose to call nothing (Tommy: "He's at home, wadda ya gonna do?").

At the other end, Garnett (clearly pissed now) plants himself in the paint and calls for the ball; Ray obliges by passing to him, and KG (covered by Curry) gives the little ball-fake to make room and finishes with the MONSTER one hand dunk to get the Celtics bench on their feet (34-47 5:23). Now Curry wants to retaliate with KG guarding him, but spends too much time in the paint and is whistled for the 3-second violation (Tommy: "Nice call, he was in there for five!"). Boston regains possession, but Ray tries driving down the lane and knocks down Crawford, earning himself the offensive foul call; we take it back the other way, and Curry (probably still sore) goes over KG with the hook shot (34-49 4:25).

KG makes the nice over-the-shoulder pass to Rondo who finishes with a layup, then Crawford misses and Rondo comes away with the loose rebound. He quickly gets the ball upcourt, then passes to Ray who pulls up for the 15-foot jumper. The shot misses, but KG is right under the basket and - in one motion - cups the rebound in his right hand and throws it right back down for another bench-pleasing slam (38-49 3:38) ...

Now the Celts are playing with some intensity, as Richardson has his shot blocked by KG with 1:57 left in the half; Pierce picks up the loose ball and takes it upcourt himself, then blows by Marbury and goes in for the layup. He scores, but Richardson comes in from behind and just hammers him across the back of the head (hit was so hard it knocked his headband clean off); Paul lands on the floor hard but appears to be alright (looks more pissed off than injured). What a chicken shit move, in the preseason no less! Anyway, Pierce makes the free throw to complete the three-point play (45-53 1:50).

Man, that cheap hit still has me riled up ... Nevertheless, the Celts have made a better showing for themselves this quarter, but still trail 46 to 55 entering the second half.

THIRD QUARTER

A jumper by Marbury gives New York the double-digit lead again, while at the other end Rondo tries to make the bounce pass inside to KG but he can't handle it and Randolph picks up the loose ball. He gives it to Marbury, who takes it upcourt before passing back to Zach who tries the deep jumper (a little out of his range, I would say); that misses, and Ray grabs the rebound. We head back the other way, as Allen kicks it to Pierce who just blows by Richardson down the lane, and finishes with the left-handed layup (48-57 10:29).

Curry then tries to back down Garnett, and finishes with the layup (Tommy: "There's no way that Garnett's gonna be able to outmuscle Curry"). However, Garnett answers by using his quickness to outmanuever Curry and scores the layup of his own (50-59 9:55). Heinsohn happily reports "That's beef against brains!"

A basket by Randolph puts the deficit back at eleven, then KG is double-teamed and tries to kick the ball out to Ray, but Marbury intercepts the pass and takes it all the way in for the uncontested layup (50-63 8:39).

Things are looking bad right now, as Rondo has his shot attempt blocked by Crawford. Curry grabs the loose ball and gives it to Crawford, who sends it upcourt to Marbury and he just pulls up two feet behind the three-point line and lets it fly; the shot misses, but the refs call the foul on Powe battling underneath with Curry for the rebound (which is ridiculous, as Eddy nearly pulled the jersey right off of Leon's back pushing him out of the way). Heinsohn points out that they had called a foul on Curry before, and "they can't call two in a row on him or he'll feel picked on!"

So, it's still (incorrectly) New York ball, but Marbury tries to get a little fancy with the bounce pass to Curry that bounces right out of bounds; Boston now regains possession, and Pierce drives down the lane into three defenders and the refs call Richardson for the foul. Quentin starts arguing (I guess he's the one who feels picked on now), and the refs tack on a technical foul; Ray hits that free throw, then Paul takes his place at the line and makes both of his foul shots (53-63 7:47).

Marbury then misses a jumpshot, but Wilson ChandlerBing grabs the offensive board and gives it up to Randolph, who barrels down the lane - with no regard for human life! - and just flattens Powe; this time the refs show mercy and call Zach for the offensive foul, giving Boston back possession and Pierce makes the most of it as he blows past Chandler and finishes with the layup (55-63 7:16).

At the other end, Crawford misses a three-point attempt and Curry knocks down Pierce going for the rebound; that's Eddy's fifth foul, so Lee comes back in to replace him. That also puts New York over the limit, so Paul makes one more trip to the line and makes one-of-two foul shots (56-63 6:53).

Crawford is fouled by Ray taking the ball to the basket (Tommy: "He just threw himself at the guy!") and makes both free throws. However, Pierce answers with another sweet move around Chandler and finishes with the layup (Lee gave him a little nudge so probably could've called the foul too) to again get the Celts within seven (58-65 6:27).

Chandler then misses a shot, and Powe snags the rebound; he gives the ball to Rondo, who finds KG under the basket and he attempts the spin move around Lee for the fallaway jumper. The shot misses, but Chandler fouls him from behind (crowd wanted a clean block) and Garnett makes both freebies (60-65 5:53).

The same play almost repeats itself at the other end of the court, as Crawford spins away from Ray to try and get open for the jumper, but Rondo swoops in from behind for the rejection (only this time the refs don't call the foul)! Rajon recovers the loose ball, takes it upcourt, then kicks it out to a wide-open Ray Allen behind the three-point line; he can't hit it (Boston is now 2-for-15 from three-point range) and Marbury comes away with the rebound. He tries to take it all the way in himself, but Pierce makes the steal and gets it up to Ray who has just Crawford to beat; Allen goes in for the layup, but gets tangled up with Jamal and hits the floor HARD (can't tell if he fell down or was pulled down).

Ray comes up holding his elbow, as KG and Pierce pin Crawford against the backboard support to show their displeasure at another (seemingly) dirty foul; this move gets both teams riled up and in each other's faces, but order is quickly restored before things get a chance to escalate further, and Ray - who appears to be alright - goes to the free throw line for two. He makes one of them to get the deficit down to four (61-65 4:55)

At the other end, Marbury misses a three-point attempt, but the refs whistle Ray for fouling Crawford while going for the rebound (please); it's still NY ball, and Chandler takes it down the lane for the layup attempt, but Powe steps in to absorb the charge. A nice move by Leon that gives Boston back possession, and Chandler fouls Pierce trying to keep him from setting up position in the paint; the Knicks are over the limit, so Paul goes to the line and makes both foul shots (63-65 4:17).

Chandler then takes a horrible three-point attempt that misses badly, but Lee bails him out with the offensive board and goes up for the putback dunk; he's fouled by Powe and makes two free throws of his own (63-67 4:03).

At the other end, Lee is whistled for the rare defensive 3-second violation; that's a technical, and Ray makes the free throw to get the C's within three. When play resumes, Pierce just abuses Chandler with the spin move (poor kid nearly landed flat on his ass) and knocks down the pullup jumper (66-67 3:46); Paul now has 13 points in the quarter.

However, Nate Robinson hits two straight baskets (one of them a three-pointer) to give New York a little breathing room; Ray then makes a nice pass inside to Powe, who is fouled by Randolph and goes 1-for-2 from the line (69-74 1:56) ... Pierce adds a trey with 3.2 seconds remaining on the clock (that's 18 points for him in the third), as we enter the final stanza with the Knicks still up five, 72 to 77.

FOURTH QUARTER

Both teams start off the quarter with some sloppy play, as no one scores until Scals rebounds a missed shot by House and finishes with the layup (74-77 9:42); of course, Scals missed two three-point attempts and committed his fifth foul prior to that, but who's counting? Meanwhile, House and Robinson get tangled up and have a little verbal confrontation themselves (geez, some people get so bent out of shape over a little thing like getting beaten by 40 points); the two are separated, and when play resumes Crawford makes the nice pass inside to Lee, who finishes with the two hand dunk over Tony (74-79 9:24).

Rondo then tries to take it in over Chandler and misses, as Chandler grabs the rebound; he tries to get the ball to Crawford, but Rajon alertly steps in and takes the ball right back! He steps back to reset the offense, then passes to Ray who tries to lean into Lee while shooting to draw the foul call, but no dice; the shot misses, however Rondo grabs the offensive rebound (he's everywhere!) and finishes with the layup (76-79 8:00) ... Deficit's down to just two with 7:30 remaining, but Lee quickly gets the crowd back into things with the one-hand dunk (78-82 7:13).

At the other end, KG is double-teamed and tries to kick it back out to House, but the ball goes up over Eddie's head; Nate beats Rajon to the loose ball, and takes it in for the uncontested layup (78-84 6:56).

Lee then fouls KG underneath the basket with 6:41 left in the game, as Pierce comes back in to replace House (Doc now has the entire "Not Big Three" on the court). When play resumes, Garnett is again double-teamed, and again makes a bad pass; he tries to get the ball to Rajon (who is open underneath the basket), but Randolph makes the steal and gives it to Crawford, who takes it upcourt before passing back to Randolph in the paint. KG has his covered, but (inexplicably) Pierce is called for the three-second violation! Not sure how the ref came to that conclusion, but it's a technical nonetheless and Crawford makes the free throw to get the deficit up to seven. It's still New York ball, as Nate pulls up from three-point land and buries it (78-88 6:14); I really don't like Nate Robinson.

Things are looking bleak ... Posey hits a trey to cut it back down to seven with 3:33 to go; at the other end, Marbury comes up short on the layup attempt and Rondo snatches the rebound. He takes it the other way and gets the ball to Ray, who tries to work the baseline, but (seeing no opening) instead skips it out to Posey for another three-pointer (85-89 3:01)!

KG is then called for the foul trying to keep Randolph out of the paint (that's bull), so Zach finds himself at the line and makes both free throws (85-91 2:47). At the other end, Ray has his three-point shot bounce off the side of the backboard (Allen has misses his last nine shots) as Robinson grabs the loose ball and he's off and running; it's him and Marbury against Garnett on the fast break, as Nate gives it up to Stephon, who tries for the layup but KG just blocks the ever-lovin' shit out of that shot (yeah!) and the ball bounces right to Posey. He gives it to Rondo, who takes it back the other way before passing to Pierce; Paul's immediately double-teamed, so he kicks it out to Posey for another three-point attempt. That misses, but KG grabs the offensive board and he kicks it out to Ray behind the three-point line; his shot also misses (!) and Randolph has the board. Now it's Marbury pushing the ball upcourt, as he passes inside to Lee, who tries to work his way around Posey but shuffles his feet; the refs catch him, andd make the travelling call.

That gives Boston another shot to cut into this deficit, as Doc calls a timeout with 1:18 left. When play resumes, KG ends up being triple-teamed, so he kicks it out to Posey who immediately swings the ball around to Rondo in the corner. Rajon works the baseline to elude Robinson, then finishes with the one-handed dunk over Marbury (87-91 1:10); hell yeah baby!

As we get to under a minute left in the game, Crawford tries for the jumper from the top of the key ... it misses (yes!), but Lee reaches up over Pierce and grabs the offensive rebound (no!), and now the Knicks have a chance to work the clock down a little. The shot clock is down to five when Randolph tries to work his way around Garnett, but misses the shot, and Pierce comes away with the rebound as we're down to just 23.7 seconds remaining. He takes the ball upcourt himself, and quickly tries the pullup jumper over Marbury, but the shot is wide of the mark and Randolph gets the rebound. Rondo immediately fouls him, and Zach makes both of his free throws (87-93 :14.6).

I can't believe I'm eating crow because of the friggin' Knicks ... After a timeout, Ray inbounds to KG, who tries to get the ball to Pierce but Randolph picks that off (argh, like a knife through my heart!) and Kevin is forced to foul him (that's his sixth foul) and Zach makes one-of-two from the line (87-94 :09.7).

Time to raise the white flag, as Just Pruitt, Snifter of Brandon Wallace, and Jackie Chan-uel come into the game ... Pruitt misses a three-pointer as the final buzzer sounds, and I let it sink in that the Knicks have prevailed 87 to 94; it's not a good feeling.

FINAL SCORE: Boston 87, New York 94

GAME RATING:


4
MARSHMALLOW


BOSTON TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Pierce: 29 PTS (8-20 FG, 12-13 FT), 8 REB, 3 AST, 3 STL
  • Garnett: 17 PTS (6-10 FG), 10 REB, 5 BLK, 5 TO
  • R. Allen: 41 MIN, 12 PTS (3-13 FG, 1-6 3PTers), 5 REB, 3 AST, 3 TO
  • Rondo: 10 PTS (4-8 FG), 6 REB, 2 STL, 1 AST, 2 TO
  • Posey: 9 PTS (3-7 FG), 6 REB, 2 BLK
NEW YORK TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Randolph: 23 PTS (7-15 FG, 9-12 FT), 6 REB, 5 STL
  • N. Robinson: 20 PTS (8-13 FG), 9 REB, 4 AST
  • Lee: 13 PTS (5-9 FG), 14 REB (6 OFF)
  • Marbury: 15 PTS (5-14 FG), 5 REB, 4 TO
TONIGHT'S COG (CELT OF THE GAME): Paul Pierce

POST-GAME NOTES:
  • Celts had another poor shooting night (28-77 FG), and were outrebounded by eighteen (47 to 65)!
  • The bench combined for just six points in the first half; that total was up to seven with 7:39 remaining in the game (garbage time helped them finish with 14 points total).
  • Pierce scored 18 of Boston's 26 points in the third quarter.
  • Leon Powe's numbers for tonight weren't fancy (5 PTS, 2-7 FG, 4 REB) but he did sacrifice his body to take a lot of charges ... and that's just what Heinsohn's looking for in his Tommy Award winners.
  • Allan Houston Rockets ended his comeback attempt with the Knicks earlier this week; you'll remember that the only game he played in was against Boston.
  • During the pregame show, Gary and Donny were going over the Celtics' three-point shooting (or lack thereof) during their game against Philadelphia, and the graphic on the screen read "4 OF 24 (16.7%) IN LOSS TO KNICKS" ... Coincidence, or evil premonition? For the record, Boston shot slightly better tonight (5-for-24 3PTers).