Parquet Wishes and Leprechaun Dreams

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dana Barros talkin' about midgets having sex in a bathtub?!?

Thanks to Jeff from CelticsBlog for bringing this new trailer for the Will Ferrell movie to my attention (it certainly is heavy on the Celtics cameos):


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PIONEER. PLAYER. INNOVATOR. THE LEGEND OF JACKIE MOON.

In 1972, Jackie Moon bought the Flint Tropics of the ABA for $28,000.
He paid for it with the profits from his chart topping 1970 single "Love Me Sexy".

JO JO WHITE, FORMER PLAYER/HALL OF FAMER: Jackie Moon's song, "Love Me Sexy", I thought that was the greatest song I had ever heard ...

MARK CUBAN, OWNER DALLAS MAVERICKS: I was eighteen when the song came out, and I remember when they played it at my prom, it was the best!

CEDRIC "CORNBREAD MAXWELL, FORMER PLAYER/COMMENTATOR: [The first time I heard that song], absolutely went crazy! I mean, that's how I had my first child!

MC: My first time ... was to Jackie.

TOMMY HEINSOHN, FORMER PLAYER/COACH, HALL OF FAMER: [singing] Baby, who wants to love me sexy!

JJW: [singing] Baby, are you ready to make me sexy!

MC: What was it, I wanna fill up your bathtub full of sweat?

DANA BARROS, FORMER PLAYER: You start talking about bringing people together in a sweaty bathtub ... Black, white. Big, tall. Skinny, fat. Y'know ... midget, giant. Bringin' 'em together in a sweaty bathtub ... How much more together can you get than that?

CM: Jackie bringing those kind of lyrics, I mean ... forget about Donna Summers!

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See the full trailer here (movies.yahoo.com) ... Or listen to the "official" music video for "Love Me Sexy" here (youtube.com) ... Or visit the official site for the movie here (semipromovie.com).

(I'm not a shill for New Line, I swear!)

Friday, January 25, 2008

You like KG! You really like KG!

It's now official, Kevin Garnett is the leading vote-getter for the upcoming All-Star Game (nba.com):

Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett led all players in votes received in the NBA All-Star Balloting program presented by T-Mobile that determines starters for the 2008 NBA All-Star Game. Garnett, who will be appearing in his 11th All-Star Game and was the MVP of the 2003 All-Star Game, received 2,399,148 votes, the sixth highest total in NBA All-Star Balloting history. Among active players, Garnett’s 11th All-Star selection ranks second to Miami Heat center Shaquille O’Neal (14).

Garnett edged last year’s top vote-getter and 2006 All-Star MVP LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers, who came in second overall with 2,108,831 votes.


Eastern Conference         Western Conference
F – Kevin Garnett, Boston F – Carmelo Anthony, Denver
F – LeBron James, Cleveland F – Tim Duncan, San Antonio
C – Dwight Howard, Orlando C – Yao Ming, Houston
G – Jason Kidd, New Jersey G – Kobe Bryant, L.A. Lakers
G – Dwyane Wade, Miami G – Allen Iverson, Denver
Head coach: Doc Rivers, Boston Head coach: TBD
2008 NBA ALL-STAR FINAL BALLOTING EASTERN CONFERENCE

Forwards: Kevin Garnett (Bos) 2,399,148; LeBron James (Clev) 2,108,831; Chris Bosh (Tor) 838,498; Paul Pierce (Bos) 574,159; Yi Jianlian (Mil) 450,515; Caron Butler (Wash) 340,619; Hedo Turkoglu (Orl) 301,038; Andrea Bargnani (Tor) 293,200; Tayshaun Prince (Det) 280,369; Rashard Lewis (Orl) 240,725.


So, it's looking like Doc and KG will be representin' the Green at White in N'Awlins come February, while Pierce should be a shoe-in for a reserve spot ... As for Ray Allen (third amongst Eastern Conference guard behind Wade and Kidd with 1,061,740 votes), I'm not so sure that he's going to make it; some people seem to think that the other coaches will vote him in just to provide Doc with his "triple threat" for the game, but I'm think that his recent struggles kind of preclude him from the night's festivities.

I dunno, I guess we'll find out soon enough ...

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

My latest video game ...

Residente Scalabrevil 4

THE STORY:

You've just enjoyed another blowout victory by the Celtics at home. It's about 10:30 on an eerily dark night, as you exit the TD Banknorth Garden.

You've had one too many beers during the game, and you find yourself stumbling around looking for a cab ... when you're suddenly in the middle of the Old Granary Burying Ground in downtown Boston.

Having no recollection of how you actually made your way into the cemetery, you mutter a silent curse to yourself that you'll go easy on the libations next time ... and that's when you notice some movement amongst the shadows.

You only catch it out of the corner of your eye (it's a blur of red and gray), and at first dismiss it as merely your imagination - and intoxicated state - playing tricks with your mind.

However, it doesn't take long before a guttural sound catches your attention which chills you to the bone, a combination of a low moan and an inhuman growl ... and then they appear before you.



Surrounding you, you have no way of escaping, as these lumbering masses of rotting white flesh advance upon you ... However, in an odd twist of fate that can only happen in a video game, you notice a loaded shotgun just inches away from you.

Picking it up, you're determined not to give in without a fight ...



INSTRUCTIONS
Move the target with the mouse and click the mouse button to shoot. Click and hold the mouse button on the Reload circle to refill ammo.

Isiah's sour grapes

Via the New York Times:
Isiah Thomas laughed when someone compared the Celtics' overnight turnaround - sparked by trades for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen last summer - to the Knicks' plodding rebuilding effort. "They got Kevin Garnett," Thomas said with an incredulous smile. "That's a Celtic trade." He was referring to the fact that Garnett was traded to Boston by Kevin McHale, the vice president of the Minnesota Timberwolves and a Celtics legend. "I have to wait for Dumars," Thomas joked, referring to his old backcourt mate Joe Dumars, the Detroit Pistons' team president.
Tell me again why this guy hasn't been fired yet?

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Games 21 through 32: a retrospective

Well, I'm still working on getting caught up with the game recaps ... Even though some of these are a month old, I'm sure you'll agree that the team took us on quite a momentous ride between the 14th of December and the 5th of January (compiling an 11-1 record during that timespan), one that was quite worthy of going back and revisiting.

So why not take a trip down (Recent) Memory Lane and enjoy my blow-by-blow accounts of those stellar matchups? You can do so by clicking on one of the various links below:

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Celtics + Tetris = Celtris!




Give it a try ... This is a first effort, I'll try to come up with some more stuff down the line.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Moi-chandising! Moi-chandising!

It's just like Master Yogurt said (awesomefilm.com), that's where the real money is made ... and over the holiday season, KG and the Celtics were number one in the league in merchandising sales!

Kevin Garnett Claims Top Spot on NBA's Most Popular Jersey List (nba.com)
NEW YORK, Jan. 15, 2008 – The Boston Celtics and the team's All-Star forward Kevin Garnett lead the NBA's lists of Most Popular Jerseys and Most Popular Team Merchandise in sales at the NBA Store in New York City and online at NBAStore.com for the holiday season. The offseason acquisition of Garnett, along with the team’s fast start, has catapulted the team and Garnett to the top spots for the first time since the NBA began compiling the lists in 2001.

Garnett jerseys have tripled in sales since last season. (At the end of the 2005-06 season, Garnett's jersey was ranked No. 16 and did not appear on last year's list.) Celtics merchandise also has seen a triple-digit sales increase since last season. The team was ranked No. 7 on the list at the end of the 2006-07 season.

TOP 15 PLAYERS

1. Kevin Garnett – Boston Celtics
2. Kobe Bryant – Los Angeles Lakers
3. Allen Iverson – Denver Nuggets
4. LeBron James – Cleveland Cavaliers
5. Steve Nash – Phoenix Suns
6. Dwyane Wade – Miami Heat
7. Gilbert Arenas – Washington Wizards
8. Dirk Nowitzki – Dallas Mavericks
9. Stephon Marbury – New York Knicks
10. Carmelo Anthony – Denver Nuggets
11. Kevin Durant – Seattle SuperSonics
12. Paul Pierce – Boston Celtics
13. Tracy McGrady – Houston Rockets
14. Dwight Howard – Orlando Magic
15. Chris Paul – New Orleans Hornets

TOP 10 TEAMS

1. Boston Celtics
2. Los Angeles Lakers
3. New York Knicks
4. Chicago Bulls
5. Miami Heat
6. Phoenix Suns
7. Denver Nuggets
8. Cleveland Cavaliers
9. San Antonio Spurs
10. Dallas Mavericks

Friday, January 11, 2008

My New Year's resolution ...

... was to keep this site more frequently updated. Well, it didn't take long for that one to fall by the wayside (whoopsie).

Sorry folks, I'm working on some stuff that will hopefully *fingers crossed* be ready for next week.

Until then, here is your moment of Zen ...

SportsCenter

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Recap: Game 32 (at Detroit)

BOSTON CELTICS AT DETROIT PISTONS

January 5, 2008
7:30 PM EST (Comcast SportsNet)
The Palace of Auburn Hills (Detroit, MI)
Announcers
: Mike An-Gorman-agement and Tommy "Want to Touch the" Heinsohn ; Gary PoonTanguay and Donny "We Are" Marshall (in-studio) ; Greg "Old Saint" Dickerson (sideline reporter)
Celtics Starting Lineup: Rayden, I've Got a Rajon Rondo, Perk'd Off, Kevvy G, Da Troof
Pistons Starting Lineup: Richard "Green Eggs and" Hamilton, Lepre-Chauncey Billups, Diaper-Rasheed Wallace, Antonio "Loaded" McDyess, Tayshaun "Of the Dead" Prince

Out of the Celtics' three losses (and isn't it great that we're into January and you can still count the number of losses on just one hand?), you have to believe that the one against Detroit still stings the players the most ... It was an opportunity for them to disprove their detractors against a quality Eastern Conference opponent, but some costly mental lapses - one in particular that Allan Tony won't soon forget - denied them a victory.

Tonight would be their chance to make amends, and erase the sting - if only temporarily - of that defeat ...

FIRST QUARTER

Perkins wins the opening tap against Rasheed, as the ball goes out to Rondo; he gets the ball to Garnett, who passes inside to Allen. His shot is partially blocked by Hamilton, but Ray is able to recover the loose ball and kicks it back out to KG. In one motion, Kevin passes to Perk under the basket, and he finishes with the loud two-hand slam (2-0 11:42) ... not a bad way to start the game.

However, Billups answers with the deep three-pointer right over the outstretched hand of Rondo (hmm, that might not help Rajon's confidence after hearing everyone say that Chauncey got the better of him in Boston) ... At the other end, Pierce winds up being double-teamed in the paint, so he gives the ball to Kendrick and he hits the hook shot over McDyess (4-3 10:48).

Billups then misses the shot, and Perk gets the rebound; he passes to Allen, who dribbles up the floor, then gives it back to Perk who scores once again over McDyess (6-3 10:23); Heinsohn: "After the first minute of this game, he's liable to make the All-Star team!"

The Pistons are starting this game flat, as Sheed misses the outside shot, and Ray collects the loose rebound. He takes it back the other way, then passes to Pierce in the paint; he gives the pumpfake to get McDyess in the air, and absorbs the contact while attempting the shot ... That's Antonio's second foul already (Jason "Smooth Like a" Maxiell comes in to replace him), as Paul heads to the line and makes both free throws (8-3 9:44).

At the other end, Hamilton makes a nice pass inside to Maxiell, who's slapped across the hands by Garnett while taking the shot; that puts him at the line with 9:32 remaining, but he proceeds to miss both foul shots (cue the Nelson Muntz "ha HA!" WAV file).

KG grabs the rebound, as the C's have a chance to extend their lead; however, Kevin misses the outside shot and Maxiell comes away with the rebound. He quickly gets the ball upcourt to Hamilton, who pulls up over Allen but backrims the shot (the Pistons are now just 1-for-4 from the field) and Pierce corrals the rebound.

We head back the other way, as Paul makes the outlet pass to Ray with Hamilton covering him. Wallace and Billups both come over to try and stop him, but that just leaves Rajon wide open for the 15-footer (10-3 9:00)!

The one-handed dunk by Maxiell gets Detroit within five (and wakes the crowd up a little bit), then Garnett tries to drive down the lane but runs right into the chest of Maxiell and is called for the offensive foul; that is now Kevin's second foul (oopsie), so he heads to the bench with 7:34 on the clock, while Parker Posey is subbed in.

Meanwhile, Detroit regains possession, as Billups tries to work the baseline against Rajon and is able to draw the foul (he also draws blood above Rondo's left eye, but no one seems to notice as he stays in the game). It's a non-shooting foul, so Prince inbounds the ball to Maxiell, who quickly gives it back to Tayshaun, and he passes to Hamilton at the top of the key; Allen is a little late getting to him, so Perk is forced to come over and cover Rip, but that just gives him an open target underneath the basket in Maxiell who finishes with the strong two-hand slam (10-7 7:19).

The crowd again tries to make some noise, and they get even louder as Allen is called for the offensive foul as he pushed off Hamilton while trying to make a move to the basket. That gives Detroit back possession, as the Celtics' trainer is finally out to bandage up Rajon's eye and stop the blood flow ... He stays in the game, but what cannot be stopped is this newfound momentum for the Pistons, as Prince buries the jumpshot to get his team within one (10-9 5:48).

Glenn Rivers M.D. calls for time, and when play resumes Pierce pulls up from the free-throw line and misses the shot over Prince, but Perkins is able to grab the offensive board (his fourth rebound already). He finds Rondo under the basket, who goes up for the layup attempt but it rims out (!) and Sheed is able to control the carom.

He gets he ball up ahead to Billups, who ends up with Ray Allen covering him off the switch ... Sensing a mismatch, Chauncey gets the ball to Hamilton (defended by Rajon) and he scores easily off the turnaround "jay" (10-11 5:06).

This isn't looking so good, as Rondo goes in for another layup attempt but misses again (oy) and the loose rebound is tipped out to Hamilton. He pushes it up the floor to start the Pistons fast break, and sends the alleyoop pass over to Prince for the acrobatic two-hand slam (10-13 4:36); geez, that really gets the crowd on its feet ...

Rajon doesn't help matters, as he backrims the 15-foot jumpshot (hope he's not getting too rattled by this hostile atmosphere) and Wallace pulls down the rebound. Heinsohn laments that "the offense has gone stagnant since the big guy [i.e. Garnett] went to the bench", but further damage is avoided as the Celts play some solid defense and force Hamilton to hoist up an airball as the shot clock expires.

That's a 24-second violation, so Boston regains possession while Tony comes into the game to take over for Rondo at the point-guard position ... However, he can't solve the Celts' sudden offensive woes, as Posey comes up short on the outside shot (that's nine straight misses for Boston!) and Prince comes away with the rebound. He takes it upcourt himself, then passes inside to Rasheed, who backs down Perk before turning around and knocking down the little floater in the lane (10-15 2:59).

Yup, the Celts are definitely having their problems, as Pierce misses the fallawya jumpshot and Prince secures the rebound. He gives it to Billups, who slowly brings the ball up the floor before passing back inside to Wallace; he now has Posey on him, so he backs him down and scores again with the very same play as before (10-17 2:14)!

At the other end, it's Perkins' turn to miss, as he throws up a brick over Maxiell (man, these guys are ice-cold) and Sheed hauls down another rebound. The Pistons have a chance to build their lead further, and that's just what they do as Wallace takes the pass from Tayshaun behind the three-point line and he buries it (10-20 1:28); ugh.

Now Hugh Laurie comes into the game (replacing Ray) to try and give the C's some scoring punch ... Tony front-rims the jumper (that's twelve straight misses now!) but the loose rebound is tipped out to House, and he quickly gets the ball back to Allen who pulls up over Maxiell and - finally - buries the shot (12-20 1:01).

However, Maxiell answers with a jumper of his own, then Allen misses (oh well, so much for building some momentum) and Prince grabs the rebound. He gives it to Billups, as there's just about 24 seconds left in the quarter, so Detroit can hold for the final shot ... Chauncey dribbles around a bit before finally driving to the basket against Tony, but House reaches in and knocks the ball out of bounds with 2.5 seconds on the clock.

Maxiell inbounds to Prince, and he shoots up an airball as the buzzer goes off ... No, scratch that, the officials actually put 1.1 seconds back on the clock (not sure where that number came from). Of course, in the end it doesn't matter, as Perkins forces up a shot from halfcourt that doesn't even come close to the rim, so the deficit remains at ten (12-22) at the end of one.

And what an ugly first quarter it was, as the Celts shot just 26 percent from the floor (5-19 FG) while the Pistons were up around 56 percent (10-18 FG) ... If that continues, then we are going to be in for a loooong night.

SECOND QUARTER

Rivers leaves Garnett on the bench to start the second quarter, but tries to counter his absence with a double serving of beef, as Glen "Macrosomia" Davis and Scotty 2 Hotty are on the floor (alongside Pierce, House, and Tony Allen) ... Fat lotta good that does us, since Maxiell takes it strong to the basket on the very first play and draws the foul on Pollard. That earns him a trip to the line, where he makes both free throws (12-24 11:48).

House answers by hitting the pullup jumper over Prince (which is difficult for a little guy like Eddie because of Tayshaun's freakish wingspan), then Rodney "I Heart" Stuckey-bee goes in for the layup and comes up short; he gets his own rebound, but his putback attempt is blocked from Pollard (there you go, use that beef!).

Tony grabs the loose ball and pushes it up the floor, but Maxiell slaps it away from behind (aw nuts) for the turnover ... Now Stuckey has the ball again, and he passes inside to Arron Aff-LOL-o, but Tony is able to reject his layup attempt and the ball goes off Arron's knee and out of bounds!

The Celts are certainly getting plenty of opportunities to put a dent in this deficit ... They make this latest one count, as Pierce drives to the basket and is hacked by Stuckey while scoring the basket; he adds the free throw to complete the three-point play and get Detroit's lead into single digits (17-24 10:45).

Maxiell answers with the turnaround jumper over Pollard (he now has ten points on 4-for-4 shooting), then House misses the outside shot and McDyess (back into the game) hauls down the rebound; he gets the ball upcourt to Prince, who passes to Maxiell and he pulls up over "Big Baby" and buries it (17-28 10:00).

This is not good, as Pierce is charged with an offensive foul for setting the screen on Stuckey ... That gives Detroit back possession with 9:46 on the clock, as Garnett makes his return to the game to replace Pollard.

Meanwhile, McDyess tries to get the ball to Afflalo, but Tony steps in for the steal and takes it coast to coast for the layup (19-28 9:29); Heinsohn: "That's why Tony's in there, for aggressive defense!"

Afflalo then misses the 15-footer, and Pierce pulls down the rebound; he takes it upcourt himself, and ends up drawing the foul on Jarvis "Purple" Hayes ... That puts Paul back at the line, and he makes both free throws (21-28 8:50).

Stuckey answers with the deep jumper over House, then Pierce slices down the lane and comes up short on the layup attempt, but Davis secures the offensive board over McDyess and scores on the putback (23-30 8:07).

A basket by House cuts the deficit to five with 7:35 to go in the quarter; Hamilton then tries to give the pumpfake with Tony Allen covering him, but Tony doesn't fall for it (he's gotten wise to their tricks) and Rip ends up hoisting an awkward shot that misses badly.

Pierce grabs the rebound and makes a fullcourt pass to Garnett hustling up the floor; he goes in for the dunk but Maxiell delivers the hard foul from behind ... KG has a few words for Jason after the fact, and - wiley veteran that he is - is able to goad him into firing back. Sure enough, the refs catch Maxiell flapping his gums and trying to get into Kevin's face, so they whistle him for the technical (heh).

That puts Garnett at the line with 7:07 remaining, as he makes the free throw for the tech. He then gets two more opportunities from the original foul call ... but misses both of them (dammit!).

Pistons catch a break there, but can't capitalize as Hamilton misses the jumper and Tony comes away with the rebound. He takes it up the floor and passes inside to KG, who tries to make a move around McDyess but loses the handle on the ball. Luckily, House is able to pick it up, but a lot a time has passed and he has to force up a three-point attempt to beat the shot clock.

He front-rims it, as Hayes grabs the rebound and we head back the other way ... He passes to Billups, who finds Hamilton in the corner. He's covered by Ray, but just blows right past him and takes it in for the layup (26-32 6:06).

KG then draws the foul on McDyess (a call which the crowd does not like); that's his third, so Rasheed comes back into the game to replace him while Kevin makes both of his free throws to get his team back within four (28-32 5:50).

It looks like the Celts are preparing to make a run, as Hayes misses the three-point attempt, but the loose rebound bounces right back out to him and the Pistons get a fresh 24 seconds (dammit!); Jarvis swings the ball around to Hamilton, who passes inside to Wallace with Davis guarding him. He tries to back him down and goes for the hook shot, but "Big Baby" gets a piece of it and House recovers the loose ball!

The C's have a chance to inch their way closer, as Eddie passes inside to Garnett, but he has his shot attempt rejected from behind by Maxiell (!); fortunately, the ball finds its way right to Ray Allen standing behind the three-point line, and he buries the shot (31-32 5:16)!

Hayes and Davis trade baskets, then Billups is fouled by "Big Baby" taking it to the basket with 3:54 left in the half ... At this point, Doc decides that some massive substitutions are in order, as he gets three of his starters - Perkins, Pierce, and Rondo - back on the floor (in place of Davis, Tony Allen, and House).

Meanwhile, Chauncey steps to the line and makes both free throws to put Detroit back up by three points. At the other end, Ray makes the slick over-the-shoulder pass inside to Perkins who is covered by "Pasta Primo-Vera" Brezec (just into the game), but Kendrick takes a couple of extra steps trying to work his way around Detroit's big man, and is called for travelling.

The Pistons regain possession, but Hayes misses the fallaway jumper over Perkins, and Pierce is able to grab the rebound away from the bigger Brezec; he proceeds to make the outlet pass to Ray Allen for the three-point shot, but it's wide of the mark.

However, Rondo dives to the floor for the loose rebound, and his hustle pays off as Billups is called for the foul trying to get the ball away from him ... Detroit is now over the limit, so Rajon steps to the line with 3:12 remaining; he makes the first free throw, but misses the second.

Now, it appears that KG is able to grab the offensive rebound ... however, Brezec hits the deck and the refs fall for it, calling Kevin for the foul!

Aw man, that's three fouls now on Garnett, so "Big Baby" has to come back in at the 3:10 mark to replace him (as a disturbing silence has fallen over Tommy Heinsohn) ... Meanwhile, the Pistons have the ball, as Billups is double-teamed in the paint so he finds Prince wide open for the three-pointer (34-39 2:20)!

Davis then has his layup attempt rejected by Wallace, but Rondo recovers the loose ball and gets it to Pierce, who finds Ray in the corner and he buries a trey of his own as the shot clock expires (37-39 1:51); sweet.

Billups tries to answer with a tough shot in the lane, but misses badly and "Big Baby" comes away with the rebound. He gives the ball to Rondo, who takes it back the other way before passing back to a hustling Davis who drives to the basket ... but Rasheed is there once again with another block!

Luckily, Perk winds up with the loose ball and tries to score on the layup, but he still finds a way to miss that shot (yikes) ... He gets his own rebound, however, and tries once again and this time is able to draw the foul on Brezec. That puts him at the line, where he makes one-of-two free throws (38-39 1:06).

Rasheed scores over Davis to put his team back up three, but Pierce quickly erases that from existence by pulling up over Billups and knocking down the trey (41-all :38.8)!

Wallace tries to answer and clanks the three-point attempt, but Hamilton is able to grab the offensive board. Ray Allen actually knocks the ball out of his hands before he can score on the putback, but Rip is able to recover and does indeed score to put Detroit back ahead (41-43 :28.5).

Doc calls for a 20-second timeout, and when play resumes Posey tries for the long-ball but can't find the bottom of the net ... Rasheed gets the rebound, but then just kind of stands there holding the ball with three seconds still on the clock. That was kinda dumb, as - by the time he passes to Billups - they can't get a shot off, leaving the score 41 to 43 at halftime.

While the Celts shot fairly better in the second quarter (9-21 FG), all you really need to know about that first half can be summed up with the following: Kevin Garnett played just 11 minutes (and scored three points), yet the Celts are still only down two. Go figure, huh?

THIRD QUARTER

Doc has his full complement of starters on the floor to start the second half (and I'm sure the Pistons will be attacking Garnett at every opportunity to draw that fourth foul) ... Meanwhile, Pierce misses the three-point attempt, but Rondo (to save the loose rebound from going out of bounds) jumps in and throws the ball off Rasheed's knee. Aw, if only he had aimed a little higher ;)

Anwyay, that gives Boston back possession, and Perkins makes the nice pass inside to Pierce who draws the foul on Prince. That puts Paul at the line, and he makes both free throws to tie the game (43-all 11:12).

At the other end, Sheed is called for the offensive foul trying to set the pick on Rondo (a call which - surprise! - Wallace does not agree with) ... That gives Boston back possession with a chance to take the lead, but Pierce bricks the three-point attempt and Hamilton pulls down the rebound. He takes it back the other way, then finds the the trailer Billups who is able to knock down the trey (43-46 10:43).

However, on his way back up the floor, Chauncey is whistled for a technical foul (he was gesturing to the officials about something or other, which is never a wise move). Allen makes the free throw as it's still Celtics' ball, but KG misses the outside jumpshot (he's just 0-for-3 from the floor tonight) and McDyess clears away the rebound.

He gets the ball to Billups, who dribbles upcourt, then passes to Hamilton. He's covered nicely by Ray, so he gets the ball to Prince, and he swings it around to Rasheed about two feet behind the three-point line ... but he decides to shoot it anyway and - of course - hits nothing but net (44-49 10:05); Detroit is now 5-of-10 from behind the arc!

At the other end, KG uses the pumpfake to try and draw the foul on Rasheed; he gets hit, but the whistles remain, so he winds up taking an off-balance shot that misses badly. However, Ray is in perfect position for the offensive board and scores on the layup (46-49 9:38).

Billups is then able to elude Rondo (thanks to a pick from McDyess) and pulls up for the jumper ... Rajon is able to get back on him, but only manages to foul him from behind, sending Chauncey to the line where he makes both free throws (46-52 9:21); sigh.

Rondo tries to give his adversary a taste of his own medicine, as he uses his quickness to draw the foul on Billups. Now it's his turn to take a spot at the charity stripe, but he ends up missing both free throws (d'oh!) ... The Celtics have now missed six free throws (13-19 FT), almost as many as the Pistons have attempted (5-7 FT)!

It's still a six-point deficit with 8:29 remaining, when Ray Allen is whistled for the foul (his third) trying to guard McDyess. It's a non-shooting foul, so Prince inbounds to Billups, who tries for the three-pointer with Rondo in his face, but Rajon is able to get a piece of that shot!

Perk collects the loose ball and gets it up ahead to Rondo, where he passes inside to Ray; Allen tries to make a move around Hamilton to get to the basket, but the refs can't have that as they call him for the offensive foul! Aw man, what a bogus call, especially since it now gives Ray a total of four fouls.

Posey comes back in at the 8:10 mark to replace him, while Pistons have a chance to extend their lead ... However, Prince misses the outside shot, and Pierce grabs the rebound. He immediately sends the pass up to Garnett (who has a step on Rasheed) and he finishes with the layup (48-52 7:51).

Nice assist by Pierce ... but not as nice as the no-look dish he sends to Posey behind the three-point line, where he buries the shot to get the C's within one (51-52 7:12)! Rasheed then misses the three-point attempt of his own, and Posey hauls down the rebound; he passes to Rondo, who takes it up the floor, then finds KG in the paint covered by Wallace. Undeterred, Kevin pulls up and buries the shot to give Boston the lead (53-52 6:10)!

Now Detroit is forced to call a timeout, but when play resumes Sheed answers with the basket to put the Pistons back ahead; at the other end, Pierce is stripped by Billups, and Hamilton collects the loose ball. He takes it back the other way, and gives it back to Chauncey behind the three-point line where he knocks it down (53-57 4:56); ouch.

The crowd has become re-energized, as Detroit plays some tough defense and KG is forced to take an awkward jumper to beat the shot clock ... That barely hits the rim, as Wallace gets the rebound and gives it to Billups. He winds up getting tripped up by Posey (his third foul), so Prince inbounds to Billups and he gives it back to Tayshaun for the outside shot; that's wide of the mark, and Garnett comes away with the rebound.

Now we head back the other way, as Posey makes a strong move to the basket, but knocks down McDyess and a LATE whistle signals his fourth foul of the night ... Tony comes back into the game to replace him, while Detroit regains possession and McDyess tries for the pullup jumper over Perkins. That comes up short, and Rondo secures the rebound (his fourth); he takes it up the floor, then gets the ball into Tony's hands. He passes to KG, who works the baseline around Rasheed and then goes up and under for the layup (55-57 3:19).

Billups gives the Celts a chance to get even closer, as he steps out of bounds trying to make a move around Allen ... That gives Boston back possession, and KG scores on the fallaway jumper over McDyess (57-all 2:36)! Hayes and Tony trade baskets, then Hamilton gets tripped up by Tony, so it's back to the line where he makes both free throws (59-61 1:26).

Two foul shots from Garnett with 1:10 remaining in the quarter (after McDyess picked up his fourth foul trying to guard him) ties the score yet again. The Celts then attempt to clamp down on defense, but Perkins winds up taking an elbow to the midsection trying to keep up with Billups ... Somehow, the referees interpret this as a blocking foul on Kendrick (whu?!?), which sends Doc Rivers over the edge.

His arguments earn him nothing but a technical foul (I don't blame ya Doc!), so Chauncey steps to the line and makes one free throw, then readies himself for two more - as Boston is now over the limit - and sinks both of those as well (61-64 :50.8).

Gadzooks, that kind of piss-poor officiating will leave a bad taste in your mouth ... Pierce and McDyess trade baskets in the closing moments, as the Celts are down just three (63-66) heading into the final quarter.

FOURTH QUARTER

Davis, Pollard, House, Pierce, and Tony Allen start the fourth ... However, it's Perkins sitting on the bench who gets things started, as right off the bat the refs whistle him for a technical call (he's still arguing about the shenanigans that went on at the end of the third).

Hamilton makes the free throw to extend Detroit's lead to four, but it's still Celtics possession, and Allen makes the nice pass inside to "Big Baby" for the layup (65-67 11:36).

Maxiell then misses the turnaround jumpshot over Davis, and Pollard grabs the rebound; he passes to House, who dribbles up the floor, then gives the ball up to Allen. He explodes to the basket and throws up a crazy-looking layup that barely finds the rim ... but Pollard appears out of nowhere and is able to tip it in (67-all 10:54)!

A basket by Stuckey breaks the tie, then he gets the steal on House and sends a fullcourt pass up to Hayes, who finds Hamilton wide open behind the three-point line; his shot misses, but Maxiell grabs the rebound and is fouled by Eddie trying to score on the putback. He makes one-of-two from the line to get the Pistons back up by three (67-70 9:15).

It's still a three-point game when KG returns to the floor at the 9:05 mark (to a chorus of boos) in place of Pollard ... Meanwhile, Pierce drives to the basket and is surrounded by three defenders, so he makes the excellent wrap-around pass inside to Davis, who is hacked by Maxiell. That sends "Big Baby" to the line, where he makes both foul shots (69-70 8:57).

Two free throws by Stuckey puts the deficit back at three, then Ray is double-teamed and almost throws the ball away, but Pierce is able to recover (although the Detroit crowd would have you believe that he committed a halfcourt violation). He takes it down the lane and pulls up over Prince for the basket, plus he draws the foul, and makes the free throw to complete the three-point play (72-all 7:37)!

The fans are livid now (tough), while Rasheed misses the fallaway jumper over Davis and Pierce comes down with the rebound. He takes it upcourt himself, then passes inside to "Big Baby", who goes up with the shot - with Wallace all over him - but still manages to score the basket (74-72 7:14)!

Sheed answers with the outside shot (his foot was on the three-point line), then House makes the sweet dish inside to Garnett ... Wallace comes in from behind to try and block the shot, but gets a piece of his arm as well, so the refs whistle him for the foul (which Wallace still can't believe). That puts KG at the line for two free throws to give Boston back the lead (76-74 6:41).

Prince then misses the three-point attempt, but Billups grabs the offensive rebound and heads back out to reset the offense ... However, he (seemingly) changes his mind and decides the it would be better to jack up a quick three-ball instead. That proves to be unwise, as it misses the mark and Pierce comes away with the rebound.

He takes it back the other way, and finds Garnett underneath the basket, where he makes the touch pass to "Big Baby" for the layup; not only that, but he's also fouled by Prince, and makes the free throw to complete the three-point play (79-74 5:54)! Davis is heating up now, with 13 points (5-7 FG).

At the other end, Ray picks up his fifth foul trying to guard Billups (even though Chauncey once again threw an elbow into his defender, but I guess that doesn't count as a foul here in good ol' Detroit) ... Boston is not yet over the limit, so Prince inbounds to Billups, and he finds Hamilton for the pullup "jay" over House (79-76 5:37).

Pierce then drives on Pierce along the baseline, but runs right into Maxiell and the refs call him for the offensive foul (damnation!). Detroit regains possession, as Hamilton tries to make the crosscourt pass to Billups, but Paul sees it coming a mile away ... He picks it off, then goes all the way in for the one-handed dunk (81-76 4:57).

Rasheed tries to answer and misses the shot, but Maxiell pulls down the offensive rebound and kicks it out to Billups; he tries to pass inside to Hamilton (who's covered by House), and Rip just swings his elbow out to shuck off Eddie for the obvious offensive foul ... obvious to anyone who's not a part of tonight's officiating crew, that is, as they call House for the foul!

Unbelievable, as Hamilton steps to the line and misses the first free throw (Heinsohn: "That's justice!") but makes the second (81-77 4:28).

KG then tries to make a move around Wallace, but he shuffles his feet and is called for travelling (Boston's eighth turnover). Detroit regains possession, and Billups drives down the lane against Ray (who's gotta be careful) but the refs blow the late whistle as Pierce was reaching in for the steal.

That puts Chauncey at the line with 3:57 remaining in the game (Gorman: "Arguably the best free-throw shooter in the league ... "), where he rims out the first free throw (Heinsohn: "Ah, you got your graduate degree from Salem University! Witchcraft 101!") and then backrims the second (Gorman: "I want a Tommy Point for that!")

Rondo (back into the game for House) comes away with the loose rebound, as the Celts have a chance to put the pressure on the Pistons a bit here in the closing moments ... Pierce misses the fallaway jumper over Prince, however, and Billups controls the rebound. He motors up the floor, then passes to Rasheed (who's being double-teamed by Davis and Ray Allen) but takes the shot anyway (dumbass).

That misses, but Prince tips the loose rebound out to Hamilton who's wide open from 18 feet away; luckily, his shot rims out, and KG grabs the carom. He passes upcourt to Rondo, who finds Ray along the baseline. He can't get anywhere, so he gives the ball to Garnett, and he tries the short jumper that winds up being an airball (!).

The Pistons get another opportunity, as Prince spins around Rondo to get into the paint. That sends three Celtics over to try and prevent the layup, so Tayshaun has his choice of perimeter players to pick from (Wallace, Billups, and Hamilton are now all open behind the three-point line) ... He goes with Rip, and that turns out to be a good call as he nails the trey (81-80 2:38).

After a Boston timeout, Tony Allen comes into the game to replace Rondo ... Billups is all over Tony trying to force a turnover, but he's able to make the pass to Garnett, and he gets the ball to Pierce at the top of the key. He then lobs a pass inside to "Big Baby", who goes up over Rasheed for the layup PLUS the foul! Now that's what I'm talking about; throw in the free throw and it's a four-point Celtics advantage (84-80 2:18).

The crowd seems stunned right now, as Billups misses the shot and Hamilton fouls Tony going for the rebound; Detroit is now over the limit, so Allen heads to the line and proceeds to make both foul shots (86-80 2:07).

However, we can't chalk this up as another victory just yet, as McDyess buries the 18-footer, then Tony tries to drive against Billups but loses control of the ball (eek). Prince picks it up and heads back the other way, as he finds Hamilton along the baseline and he scores the runner over Ray (86-84 1:25).

Just like that, the crowd has caught their second wind ... Doc calls for time, and when play resumes Pierce inbounds to Tony. He's being smothered by Billups, and is able to knock the ball out of his hands and out of bounds with 17 seconds left on the shot clock.

During the stoppage of play, Rondo comes back in for Tony, while Pierce drives to the basket and misses the tough shot ... but never fear, as Davis goes up strong between two Pistons players for the offensive rebound! He kicks it back out to Pierce, who dribbles out to eat some more time off the clock.

With a minute left in the game, Garnett comes out and sets the screen on Prince, leaving Paul with an opening to the basket; the rest of the defense steps up to try and stop his forward momentum, so he passes inside to "Big Baby" who's hacked by McDyess while scoring the layup!

Davis lands hard on the floor, and winds up clutching his right knee (uh oh) ... Thankfully, he appears to be okay, and steps to the line with 56.9 seconds on the clock and a chance for the three-point play.

However, he misses the free throw (ooooh), and Rasheed comes away with the rebound ... The Pistons still have time to make something happen (a four-point deficit is not insurmountable with this much time left), as Billups blows past Ray Allen and runs right into Davis.

"Big Baby" hits the deck, but his attempts to draw the charge call go unrewarded, as the refs whistle him for the foul (Heinsohn: "That's an out-and-out charge, but they're not gonna call it here with this crowd!"). That puts Chauncey at the line with 47.5 seconds left; he makes the first free throw, and misses the second (yes!), but gets his own rebound (no!).

Now the Pistons have a fresh 24 seconds ... but Billups doesn't even take half that amount of time before he chucks a three-pointer from about two feet behind the line (with Pierce right in his face even). All of those factors combine for a complete airball (wasn't even close) that KG lets bounce harmlessly out of bounds with 32.1 seconds remaining.

Garnett inbounds to Pierce (Detroit doesn't have to foul yet), and Paul slowly brings it up the floor with Hamilton on him like glue ... Rasheed eventually comes over for the double-team, as Pierce takes it to the basket, but - seeing McDyess focusing on him rather than on his man - he slides a pass inside to "Big Baby" and he finishes with the layup (90-85 :08.5)! Oh man, I cannot believe that the mighty defensive-minded Detroit Pistons fell for that play again!

The air has been completely let out of this building, as the Pistons call for time (a mere formality now) while the Celtics bench welcomes Glen Davis like a conquering hero ... As "Big Baby" takes a seat, the camera catches Garnett coming over and cupping his hands around his groin region (I'm guessing that's a pantomime to tell Glen that he has balls the size of grapefruits to be playing with that much confidence as a mere rookie).

And why not? After all, that gives Davis 16 points (on a perfect 6-for-6 shooting) in the fourth quarter; how many rookies do you think can do that?

Anyway, enough frivolity, we have a game to finish ... Detroit needs to score a quick basket if they want any hope of trying to come away with the victory, so Prince goes for the three-point attempt, but it's short of the mark and McDyess fouls Tony Allen going for the rebound (whee!).

He makes both of his free throws with 2.7 seconds left, and the Pistons don't even bother to try and get a shot off, as they head to the locker room with tails tucked firmly between their legs while the Celts celebrate a well-deserved 92-to-85 victory.

FINAL SCORE: Boston 92, Detroit 85

GAME RATING:


17
KILLER


BOSTON TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Davis: 23 MIN, 20 PTS (8-10 FG, 4-5 FT), 4 REB (3 OFF)
  • Pierce: 46 MIN, 19 PTS (5-16 FG, 1-6 3PTers, 8-8 FT), 9 REB, 7 AST
  • Garnett: 32 MIN, 15 PTS (4-11 FG), 5 REB
DETROIT TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Hamilton: 39 MIN, 18 PTS (6-16 FG), 8 AST
  • Billups: 40 MIN, 17 PTS (4-12 FG), 6 AST, 4 REB
  • Wallace: 36 MIN, 16 PTS (7-16 FG), 8 REB, 4 BLK
TONIGHT'S COG (CELT OF THE GAME): Glen Davis

TOMMY QUOTES:
  • "Regardless of what happens in this game, the Celtics have proved to the Pistons here in Detroit ... that they're a terrific basketball team and are capable of winning. Now, the Pistons I don't think are gonna get much better. I think the Celtics are gonna get a LOT better before the season is out!"
POST-GAME NOTES:
  • The Celtics held Detroit to just 39 percent shooting from the floor (31-79 FG).
  • Boston's bench came through with a whopping 39 points tonight (you'll remember that they managed only five points - all by House - in their last meeting against Detroit).
  • The Celtics have now won nine straight road games (their longest streak since 1982!).
  • No surprise that Glen Davis was tonight's Tommy Award winner.
  • You can also read this recap at CelticsBlog by clicking right here (celticsblog.com).

Recap: Game 31 (vs Memphis)

BOSTON CELTICS VS MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES

January 4, 2008
7:30 PM EST (Comcast SportsNet)
TD Banknorth Garden (Boston, MA)
Announcers
: Mike An-Gorman-agement and Tommy "Want to Touch the" Heinsohn ; Gary PoonTanguay and Donny "We Are" Marshall (in-studio) ; Greg "Old Saint" Dickerson (sideline reporter)
Celtics Starting Lineup: Rayden, I've Got a Rajon Rondo, Perk'd Off, Kevvy G, Da Troof
Grizzlies Starting Lineup: Mike "Run of the" Miller, Mike San Diego ComicConley, My Milicic Bring All the Boys to the Yard, Pau Gasshole, Rudy U R MR GAY

Y'know, it would be easy to look ahead to tomorrow night's rematch against the Detroit Pistons, and discount tonight's contest as another easy win for the men in Green.

After all, the Grizzlies have a 9-22 record, they've lost five of their last six ... Hell, even the announcers during the pregame show wanted to talk about the Pistons instead!

However, so far this season, we haven't had to worry about the Celtics themselves looking past an opponent. Nope, they've had plenty of opportunities thus far to take a sub-par team for granted, but it's not happening ... Their focus and intensity have yet to waver, no matter how many losses the other team has piled up.

As Ray Allen himself has said, "Every game is a challenge" ... Now, let's just make sure that continues tonight, boys!

FIRST QUARTER

Perkins wins the opening tip against Gasol and gets the ball to Pierce, who drives to the basket before kicking it out to Garnett; he takes the open 18-foot jumper, and it bounces around a couple of times before falling through the net (2-0 11:43).

Milicic then misses the shot, and Pierce gets the rebound. He takes it upcourt himself, then passes to KG; he gets the ball inside to Perk, and he immediately passes back out to Pierce behind the three-point line. His shot misses, though, and Darko beats Garnett to the rebound. He gives the ball to Miller, who takes it back the other way, where he pulls up and nails the little 12-footer (2-2 10:51).

At the other end, Allen misses the fallaway jumpshot over Miller, and Darko gets himself another rebound. He passes upcourt to Conley, who finds Gay spotting up in the corner. His shot is wide of the mark, but Gasol grabs the offensive board and passes back out to Rudy; he drives down the lane and tries the floater, but that too misses and Rondo comes away with the rebound. He goes coast to coast and takes it all the way in for the layup (4-2 10:09).

Miller scores again, then Rondo is called for the offensive foul running into Mike; the Grizz regain possession, but Gay shoots up an airball (ha HA!) and Garnett takes down the board. He gets the ball up to Rajon, and he passes inside to Allen, however he has his layup attempt blocked by Darko out of bounds.

Boston retains possession, and Rondo tries the little floater in the lane, but that misses and Milicic controls the rebound (his third already). He passes to Gay who begins the fast break, then finds Conley in the corner for the 18-foot jumpshot; that's no good, but Rudy is in perfect position to grab the miss and score on the putback slam (4-6 8:43).

At the other end, Perkins tries to go in and dunk the ball himself, but Darko gets a piece of that (wow) and Gay comes up with the loose ball. He passes to Conley, who makes his way back up the floor, then gives the ball back to Rudy; he misses the shot, however, and Rondo collects the rebound. He dribbles the length of the court and takes it in for the layup attempt, but Darko winds up with yet another block!

The ball goes out of bounds, so it's still Celtics' possession, and KG is fouled by Gasol taking it to the basket. So, he steps to the line and makes one-of-two free throws (5-6 8:03). Pau then buries the 15-footer (with Perkins right in his face), but Garnett answers with the turnaround "jay" over Darko (7-8 7:31).

Gasol then misses the outside shot (Memphis is now shooting 4-for-11 from the field), but Pierce fouls Milicic going for the rebound; the Grizzlies retain possession, and Darko tries to lob the pass inside to Pau, but Perk gets a hand on it and Allen controls the loose ball. He takes it back the other way, and finds KG for the turnaround jumpshot over Darko; that comes up short (Boston is 3-for-10 shooting) and Gasol tears down the rebound.

The Grizz have another chance to take the lead, as Gay throws a bullet pass inside to Milicic, but his layup attempt is blocked by Garnett (yeah!). Gasol comes up with the loose ball, although he proceeds to blow the layup (!) ... That shot actually missed the rim completely, even though Pau was standing right underneath the basket (I think it was one of those cases where you wanna shoot the ball before it's even in your hands).

Anyway, Pierce has the "rebound" and passes up to Rondo, who finds Allen open behind the three-point line; that shot is no good, however, and Gay secures the rebound. He gives the ball to Miller, who takes it back the other way, then decides to launch a three-pointer himself (from two feet behind the line and with Rajon right in his face) but hits it anyway (7-11 6:09)!

It's still a four-point game with 3:30 left in the quarter, when Pierce takes it strong to the hoop, but has his layup attempt blocked by Darko out of bounds (this guy is everywhere!); Boston retains possession, however, and Paul knocks down the turnaround jumper over Gay (13-15 3:17).

Rudy answers with a bucket, then Ray tries for the outside shot, but Milicic goes up and gets a piece of it (are you friggin' kidding me?!?) ... Luckily, KG comes up with the loose ball standing right underneath the basket, so he goes up and scores the layup while being fouled by Gasol (whew!). He makes the free throw to complete the three-point play (16-17 2:31) and to give himself ten points on the night already.

Allan Tony comes into the game at this point (replacing the other Allen) ... and immediately gets beat off the dribble by Conley, who scores on the floater in the lane (16-19 2:17); d'oh!

At the other end, Pierce winds up being covered by Darko while standing behind the three-point line; he fakes a shot to get the big man up in the air, then takes it all the way to the basket but misses the layup attempt (!) and Conley winds up with the loose rebound. He takes it upcourt before passing to Gasol, and he misses the short pullup jumpshot.

Pierce gets the rebound, as the Celts have a chance to tie the game with a three-pointer ... However, they don't even get the opportunity, as Paul tries to make the pass to Tony at halfcourt, but Gay picks it off and sends the ball over to Conley, and he buries the 15-footer (16-21 1:36).

Pierce tries to redeem himself with a three-pointer that wakes up the crowd, then Darko goes for the hook shot over Perkins but comes up short. Paul gets the rebound and takes it back up the floor, then passes to Rondo; he blows right past Conley and goes in for the layup attempt, but it spins around the rim and Kendrick tries to help it along by poking it into the hoop ... That's a big no-no, as the refs whistle him for offensive goaltending (darnit).

Memphis regains possession, as Hugh Laurie is on the floor with 45.1 seconds remaining (replacing Rajon), while Miller buries the outside shot (19-23 :31) ... he has been red hot (9 PTS, 4-4 FG)!

Tony answers with a three-pointer, but that gives the Grizz time to hold for the final shot; after dribbling a few seconds off the clock, Conley drives to the basket and House grabs him, knowing that Boston has a foul to give ... However, the refs say he was in the act of shooting (no way, his feet were firmly planted on the ground!), so Mike steps to the line and makes one-of-two free throws (22-24 :04.2).

Rondo can't score at buzzer, as the score remains 22 to 24 (Memphis) at the end of one.

SECOND QUARTER

Miller blows right past Tony and scores on the layup to open the quarter, while at the other end Pierce hits the fallaway jumper over Casey Jacobsen Robbers (24-26 11:23). Miller then frontrims the jumpshot (his first miss) and Parker Posey collects the rebound; he takes it upcourt himself, then passes inside to Allen who finishes with the layup (26-all 10:28).

Jacobsen follows that up with an airball (ha HA!), but House fouls Miller going for the rebound; that's his second, as Memphis retains possession and Stromile Swift Boat Veterans for Truth tries to score over Scotty 2 Hotty but comes up short. Tony grabs the rebound and passes to House; he takes it upcourt, then passes back to Allen, who takes the pick from Pollard (eliminating Miller from the equation) and knocks down the short jumper to put Boston back ahead (28-26 9:52).

Memphis calls for a 20-second timeout, and when play resumes Speedy and the Green Navarro knocks down the outside shot to tie the score ... Pierce follows that up by losing the ball out of bounds, as the Grizzles regain possession; Kyle "XY" Lowry misses the three-point attempt, but Swift tips the loose rebound out to Navarro. He gets the ball right back inside to Stromile, where he's fouled by Pollard going for the dunk. That puts him at the line, and he makes both free throws (28-30 8:48).

Glen "Macrosomia" Davis comes into the game for Pierce, while Ray is also back on the floor in place of Pollard (Glenn Rivers M.D. going for the small lineup right now) ... Meanwhile, another basket by Tony ties the score at 30 apiece. Swift then misses the shot and Posey grabs the rebound; he passes upcourt to House, who finds Tony spotting up in the corner. He can't find the bottom of the net, however, as Jacobsen grabs the rebound and gets the ball to Navarro; he heads back the other way, and dishes it to Gay for the short jumper (30-32 7:49).

A layup by "Big Baby" ties the score yet again with seven minutes left in the half, then Swift backrims the jumpshot, but Jacobsen comes up with the offensive rebound. He passes out to Gay, who finds Navarro and he tries to dribble his way to the basket; Tony strips him of the ball (that's only Memphis' second turnover), and gets it to Ray at the other end of the floor.

He finds House wide-open in the corner, but he misses the jumpshot and Gay takes down the rebound. That gives Memphis another opportunity to retake the lead ... and that's just what happens, as Navarro drains the three-pointer (34-37 6:12)!

Tony then misses the outside shot, but Davis tips the loosee rebound out to Posey; he gives the ball back to Allen, and he passes to the other Allen (by which I mean Ray) in the corner, where he's fouled by Navarro at the 5:27 mark ... When play resumes, Garnett is back in the game (replacing "Big Baby"), while Tony works the baseline and takes it in against two defenders for the layup (36-37 5:20)!

Darko tries to put his team back ahead, but misses the shot and KG controls the rebound. He passes to Ray, who takes it upcourt himself, then finds Tony behind the three-point line and he buries it (39-37 4:49); wow, that's 16 points for Allen (6-8 FG) in 10 minutes!

Gasol then misses, as Milicic tries to save the loose rebound, but the ball ends up in Posey's hands as the Celts find themselves in a 3-on-1 fast break ... Ray is in the middle, with James and Tony on either side and just Lowry to beat. He passes to Posey (I guess he figured Tony's done enough scoring for now) and Lowry whacks him across the arms, so that puts him at the line where he makes both free throws (41-37 4:29).

A basket by Darko with four minutes left gets Memphis back within two, but Tony comes right back and scores over Gay (43-39 3:43)! That's Allen's season high already!

Perk and Pierce come back on the floor at the 3:14 mark (Rondo and Posey take a seat), while Milicic is left open and buries the outside jumper (43-41 2:55). Tony then tries to back down Gay, but instead passes inside to Garnett, who quickly gets the ball to Kendrick and he finishes with the two-hand slam (45-41 2:35); the Celts are now shooting 9-for-14 in the quarter, while the Grizz are 6-for-18!

Gay and Pierce trade baskets, then Ray picks off a bad pass by Darko and takes it right at Rudy for the layup attempt ... Unfortunately, Rudy comes up with the block, and the ball goes off Allen's knee and out of bounds!

That gives Memphis possession with 23.3 seconds remaining, so they're able to hold for the final shot ... Miller takes his time trying to work his way around Tony, but is finally able to throw up an alleyoop to Gay for the two-hand jam (47-45 :05.7).

Rondo then loses the ball out of bounds with three seconds on the clock (!), and Gay ALMOST gets the halfcourt shot at the buzzer ... Luckily, it doesn't connect, and the Celts are able to maintain their lead (47-45) at the half, thanks in large part to the contributions of one Tony Allen (18 PTS, 7-9 FG).

THIRD QUARTER

The crowd is loud to open the second half, as Miller is called for the offensive foul setting a screen on Perk (what is he, crazy?) ... Boston regains possession, however Darko blocks Pierce's layup attempt (here we go again) and Gay collects the loose ball. He heads back the other way, then passes to Gasol, who tries for the hook shot over KG but is wide of the mark (he's just 1-for-9 shooting in the game).

Rondo grabs the rebound of that miss, and dribbles the length of the floor before taking it to the basket for the layup attempt ... Unfortunately, Gasol rejects that shot (!), but Conley tries to save the loose ball from going out of bounds and sends it right to Pierce standing at the free-throw line. Paul (never one to look a gift horse in the mouth) pulls up and buries the jumper (49-45 11:07).

Darko answers with the one-hand slam, then Garnett misses the pullup jumpshot over Conley, and Gasol controls the rebound. He gets the ball to Conley, who takes it upcourt, then passes back to the trailer Pau and (since it worked so well for Pierce the last time) he pulls up from the free-throw line and knocks down the shot (49-all 10:12).

Paul scores to put Boston back ahead, then Conley bricks the three-point attempt and Perkins comes down with the miss. He passes to Rajon, who quickly takes it up the floor, then finds KG at the top of the key. He uses the pumpfake to get Gay in the air, as Milicic comes over to try and help ... but that just leaves Perk wide open under the basket for the strong two-hand jam (53-49 9:10).

Another basket by Pierce extends the lead to six with seven minutes left in the quarter, while at the other end Darko frontrims the jumpshot, and Perk tears away the rebound (his fifth). He gets the ball upcourt to Rondo, and he swings it around to Ray along the baseline; he looks for an opening, but instead spies Kendrick making his way up the floor, so throws the ball inside and the big man finishes with the hook shot over Darko (61-53 6:12).

Milicic then goes for another jumpshot, but this time shoots up an airball (ha HA!) and Rajon comes away with the loose rebound. He makes a fullcourt pass to Garnett, and Milicic is forced to grab him; that puts Kevin at the line, and he makes both foul shots (63-53 5:42).

The Grizz are fading fast, as Gay misses, and Perk gets himself another rebound. He passes to Rondo, who takes it back the other way, then finds Ray at the top of the key. He lobs the ball inside to KG (where he has Rudy covering him), so he has no problem scoring over the smaller man with the 12-footer (65-53 5:19) ... The Celts have hit a nice offensive groove right now, as they're shooting 67 percent (8-12 FG) in the quarter.

Memphis has to call for time, but when play resumes Conley winds up getting his layup attempt blocked by Perkins (the Grizz are just 3-for-10 shooting in the quarter); Pierce controls the loose ball, then gets it upcourt to Rondo, who passes to Ray making his way to the basket ... Unfortunately, he mishandles the pass and loses the ball out of bounds. That gives Memphis back possession, and Miller makes a nice pass inside to Gay, where he scores on the hook shot over Perk (65-55 4:33).

Not to be outdone, Pierce makes a strong move down the lane, and is able to draw the foul on Miller while scoring the layup (nice); he adds the free throw to complete thre three-point play (68-55 3:57).

Jacobsen answers with a three-pointer, then Paul gets bumped off the shot by Miller (Heinsohn: "Holy mackerel, what is that?!?") and is forced to pass the ball to Rajon; he takes the short jumper, but that misses and Miller grabs the rebound ... Memphis has a chance to inch their way closer, and Gay pulls up over KG and buries it (68-60 3:15).

If that wasn't enough, Rudy then steals a bad pass by KG (meant for Rajon), as the Grizzlies have a chance to get within six or better ... Gasol takes it down the lane for the layup attempt; that rims out, but he gets his own rebound and is fouled by Garnett, so he steps to the line and makes one-of-two free throws (68-61 2:41).

Tony comes back into the game at this point for Ray, while Rondo takes it right into Gasol's chest as he makes his way to the basket for the layup attempt; however, that misses, and Miller collects the rebound. He makes the outlet pass to Gay, who tries to slice his way in between Tony and Posey, but ends up losing the floor.

After coughing up the ball, Rudy crumples to the floor in a heap (I think someone poked him in the facial area), as Allen picks it up and heads back the other way. He passes to Rondo, who finds KG underneath the basket, and he's grabbed by Gasol to prevent the easy basket ... Meanwhile, Gay is still on the ground, and when he finally gets up he's bleeding from the mouth (replays show that Tony's hand came up unintentionally and caught Rudy in the face, which actually chipped one of his teeth!) so he heads to the bench as Swift comes in to replace him.

Anyway, back to the Garnett-Gasol tie-up ... It's a non-shooting foul, so Tony inbounds to Rondo, and he finds Pierce at the free-throw line. He kicks it back out to Allen, but he misses the outside shot and Miller grabs the rebound (his seventh). He passes to Conley, who takes it back the other way and tries to get the ball inside to Jacobsen; luckily, KG slaps that away and Tony comes away with the loose ball. He makes a fullcourt pass to Rondo, and he tries to go in for the layup, but Miller steps in and draws the offensive foul call (which draws another "Holy mackerel" outta Heinsohn)!

Sloppy play all around, as Miller tries to make the pass inside to Gasol, but it goes over his head and out of bounds ... but the refs bail him out as they say Posey was the last to touch it (which is complete and utter bull)! The crowd - and Tommy - voice their displeasure, but the fact remains that Memphis gets the ball back; Gasol can't do anything with it, though, as he misses the turnaround jumpshot over KG (the Grizzlies are 6-for-16 shooting in the quarter) and Posey grabs the rebound.

We head back the other way, as Posey fakes a three-point shot, but instead passes inside to Garnett. He goes in for the finger-roll over Jacobsen; score the bucket, plus the refs call the foul on Casey (maybe that will satiate Mister Heinsohn) ... One free throw by KG later, and the Celts have a double-digit lead again (71-61 :54.5).

Swift answers with a layup, but Posey comes right back and knocks down a three-pointer (74-63 :30.9); Boston is now 11-for-19 shooting in the quarter!

Lowry then tries to drive down the lane, and knocks down Rondo ... but the refs call the foul on Rajon (which nearly has Tommy speaking in tongues at this point)! That puts Kyle at the line, and he makes both free throws (74-65 :11.8).

Tony misses at the buzzer, and the score remains 74 to 65 (Celtics) entering the final stanza ...

FOURTH QUARTER

Pierce, Davis, Posey, House, and Tony Allen are in to start the fourth ... Meanwhile, Paul misses a three-point attempt, but "Big Baby" grabs the offensive board and goes back up for the shot; Gasol blocks it (geez), however Davis recovers the loose ball between three Memphis players and kicks it out to Pierce.

The crowd applauds the rookie's effort, as Pierce tries to work his way around Jacobsen, but instead passes to Tony making his way down the lane; he goes in for the layup, but Pau bothers the shot (!) and Jacobsen grabs the rebound. He passes up the floor to Lowry, and he finds Navarro for the little runner in the lane (74-67 11:08); Heinsohn: "You know who [Navarro] looks like? The guy that delivers your pizza, he's like a pizza delivery kid!"

House and Miller trade three-point baskets, then Tony makes the nice pass inside to Pierce, but his layup attempt is blocked by Gasol! Jacobsen gets the loose ball and sends it up ahead to Lowry, where he tries to score over Tony but comes up short ... House collects the rebound, as we head back the other way, then gets it to Pierce. He passes inside to "Big Baby", and he's fouled by Navarro (Heinsohn: "Big Baby stepped on the pizza delivery boy!"); that earns him a trip to the charity stripe, where he makes one-of-two free throws (78-70 9:52).

Jacobsen then misses the three-point attempt, and Posey takes down the rebound. He gives the ball to House, and he makes his way up the floor, before passing back to James; he pulls up for the shot but misses, and Davis dives to the floor trying to take the rebound away from Miller (Heinsohn: "TOMMY POINT!"). Mike ends up on the floor, so he literally has to roll the ball over to Lowry, and again "Big Baby" makes a diving play to get it (Heinsohn: "TWO TOMMY POINTS!!! There's a dent in the floor now!") ... Lowry is able to get the ball - even though he has to jump in the air to avoid Davis' girth - and passes up to Navarro, who is wide open for the three-pointer (78-73 9:06).

Tony answers with the acrobatic layup (he just threw it in behind his head to avoid Darko), then Miller misses the three-point attempt (Memphis is now 6-for-20 from behind the line) and House grabs the rebound. He brings the ball upcourt, then finds Pierce, who pulls up over Navarro and buries it (82-73 8:19).

Lowry then scores, but House follows that up with a three-pointer to get Boston's lead back into double digits (85-75 7:15) ... At the other end, Miller misses the outside shot, and Posey controls the rebound. He gets it to House, who takes it up the floor, then suddenly pulls up and drains the 18-footer (87-75 6:51).

Gay (who's back on the floor toughing it out with a fractured tooth) then gets the ball inside to Navarro, but he comes up short on the layup attempt and Posey comes away with the rebound. He passes to House, who dribbles upcourt, then finds Ray behind the three-point line. Davis sets a pick on Miller to free up some space for him, but he instead makes the crosscourt pass to Tony, who slices down the lane (which draws in Gasol) and dishes to Posey for the easy layup (89-75 5:58)!

Nice ball movement there, as it might be time for the Grizz to kiss this game goodbye ... However, Gay scores with the turnaround jumper over Tony, and assistant coach Tom Thibodeau Through the Tulips earns himself a technical foul off the bench for arguing that they should've called a three-second violation on Rudy; however, Miller misses the free throw (ha HA!), as Boston has possession, and House makes the no-look pass inside to "Big Baby" and he finishes with the two-hand slam (91-77 5:21)!

Two free throws by Gasol get Memphis within twelve, then Ray tries to lob a pass inside to Tony but it's over his head and out of bounds; Memphis regains possession, and Gay makes 'em pay with a three-pointer (91-82 3:48).

Tony then misses the layup attempt (!), but Davis fights Gasol for the rebound and ends up being called for the foul ... That gives the Grizzlies back possession with 3:38 to go (still a lot of time), as Doc doesn't want to take any chances and gets both Garnett and Pierce back on the floor ("Big Baby" and Tony sit). Meanwhile, Navarro sends an alleyoop pass to Gasol for the two-hand slam (91-84 3:25)!

Crowd's getting nervous, as Ray sends a bad pass over to Posey (not his night) for the backcourt violation; Heinsohn claims "this is not the time of the game you wanna start turning the ball over" (brilliant!), as Memphis regains possession. Gay tries to make the strong move down the lane, but Posey strips him (yes!) and Pierce recovers the loose ball. He slowly takes it up the floor, and tries to pass inside to Garnett, but Miller steps in for the steal (no!).

The Grizzlies get another chance, as Mike makes the fullcourt pass to Navarro and he beats Ray to the basket ... but his reverse layup attempt rolls out of the rim (whew!) and Pierce gets the rebound. He takes it upcourt himself, and finds House wide open for the three-point attempt, but taht misses (damn!) and Navarro comes up with the loose carom.

Memphis calls for a timeout, and when play resumes Gay frontrims the three-point shot, and Pierce takes down the rebound (his tenth); he passes to Rondo (who's back in the game) and he sends the ball inside to Garnett. He's double-teamed, so he kicks it out to Posey, and he tries to swing the ball around to Rajon, but it goes off his fingertips and out of bounds (sunuva ... ). That gives the Grizz back possession with 1:42 left in the game, and Gay buries the jumper over the outstretched hand of Garnett (91-86 1:25).

Two foul shots by Posey puts the Celts up seven with 44.3 seconds remaining, while at the other end Navarro is fouled by Ray, so he steps to the line but can only make one-of-two free throws (95-89 :40.3). That gives Boston a chance to really put the pressure on with a basket, as Pierce misses the turnaround jumper over Conley, but KG tips it in (97-89 :20) and that should pretty much do it ...

A three-pointer by Navarro with 9.6 seconds on the clock does cut it to a four-point lead, then Rondo inbounds to Ray and Jacobsen immediately fouls him. That actually gets a cheer out of the crowd, since they know that this will prevent Allen from having the second scoreless game of his career (the last time back in 1997); sure enough, he makes both free throws (100-94 :09.3).

Gay then misses a deep three-point attempt, but Navarro winds up with the offensive rebound and scores ... Meh, it simply makes the final score 100 to 96; Celts still win, so I'm happy.

FINAL SCORE: Boston 100, Memphis 96

GAME RATING:


12
PULLING A WIGGUM


BOSTON TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Pierce: 39 MIN, 23 PTS (9-17 FG), 10 REB, 5 AST
  • Garnett: 33 MIN, 23 PTS (7-10 FG, 9-10 FT), 5 REB, 5 AST
  • T. Allen: 26 MIN, 20 PTS (8-15 FG), 3 STL, 2 REB, 2 AST
MEMPHIS TOP PERFORMERS:
  • Gay: 38 MIN, 21 PTS (10-21 FG), 5 REB, 3 AST, 3 STL
  • Navarro: 17 MIN, 20 PTS (7-9 FG)
  • Miller: 42 MIN, 16 PTS (6-10 FG), 8 REB
TONIGHT'S COG (CELT OF THE GAME): Paul Pierce

POST-GAME NOTES:
  • The Celtics shot 46 percent from the field (36-78 FG), while the Grizz were able to shot 43 percent (36-84 FG).
  • Tony Allen was the Tommy Award winner.
  • As for the other Allen, he had only two points the entire night (35 MIN, 0-9 FG), ending his streak of 128 straight games scoring in double digits.
  • Looking ahead to our next opponent, the Pistons destroyed the Raptors at Toronto tonight (101-85) and are now on an 11-game winning streak ... yikes.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Delusional

Now Lamar Odom claims that his hit on Ray Allen was "not excessive" (latimes.com):
The Lakers weren't thrilled with the one-game suspension the league handed Lamar Odom.

Turns out Odom wasn't that pleased, either.

Odom was given a flagrant foul after appearing to slam his body into Boston guard Ray Allen near the end of Sunday's 110-91 Lakers loss. Two days later, the league issued a suspension, which will cost Odom $120,441 in lost salary.

He will miss Friday's game against Philadelphia.

"It wasn't my ruling or my judgment, but if that's what the league says, that's what goes," he said. "I didn't think it was that excessive. I wasn't trying to hurt him. I was just trying to make a play on the ball. If I would have cheap-shotted him, he would have known I would have cheap-shotted him."

Just the same, Odom's teammates joked with him during Wednesday's practice. Trevor Ariza even got into a three-point stance, Odom said.

"I was a pee-wee legend," Odom said. "I told these guys that at 12-13 years old, I was a monster on the football field, but my football days are behind me. I just watch now."
Yeah, I could see where a hip-check into the Celtics' bench could in actuality just be a clean play going for the ball ... uh huh, sure.

So, this proves that Mister Odom is, in fact, delusional ... but at least he's not as bad as this guy (sports.yahoo.com):
After Isiah Thomas declared the Knicks on the way to a championship before one more Madison Square Garden embarrassment on Wednesday night, a rival general manager wondered: “Are they joining the D-League?”

If only another minor-league basketball operation would have the Knicks president and coach after he destroyed the old Continental Basketball Association. No one should be surprised that the Knicks are terrible again, but perhaps just how little time it took a complete roster to give up this season. Thomas still holds onto his job, because the owner, Jim Dolan, is the last believer in New York.

Thomas promises that he isn’t leaving until he’s delivered that championship. Of course, the fear in New York is that Dolan will hold him to his word. Everyone keeps saying that it can’t go on like this, but it does and it probably will. As much as Thomas has feigned befuddlement over his players’ effort, those inside and outside the locker room at MSG have privately doubted his work habits as coach this season. To think that he’s even preparing for opponents, even putting in the hours, is debatable.
Don't worry Isiah, I can see Mayor Bloomberg planning the parade route right now ... right alongside William Parcher and Jim Byrd (blockbuster.com).