The testicle dance. The ol' two-ball shuffle. La salsa de la scrotum.
No matter what the name, Sam Cassell's little victory dance - whereby he wants to make sure the viewing audience understands that he does indeed have the testicular fortitude to make the big shot when called upon to do so - has garnered quite a bit of attention over the years.
Simmons has devoted columns (sports.espn.go.com) to it. It's been scientifically proven to be more popular than Lebron James (sports.yahoo.com). It's so mesmerizing that Reggie Evans once tried to reach out for Sam and ended up grabbing Chris Kaman's testicles by mistake (latimes.com).
Now that the playoffs are nearly upon us, it may be time for Sammy to go "ballz to the wallz" and put those grapefruits (en.wikiquote.org) on display like never before. Perhaps the C's can even use that sac-tacular energy to their benefit, promoting his ceremonial gyrations into a type of "rain dance" which will shower the club's postseason run with good fortune ... In fact, screw it; Cassell ain't no alien anymore, from now on he's a tanuki (students.ou.edu):
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